Vert McBert
@vertmb.bsky.social
Artist / Screen Actor / Voice Actor / Gaymer / Your favourite background extra
You've probably seen my blurry elbow in a British TV show
You've probably seen my blurry elbow in a British TV show
Oh dear lord what have I done!??? Sexy Watto!
September 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Oh dear lord what have I done!??? Sexy Watto!
Holy cow, this explains SO much! Look at Janine (Ghostbusters) before and after, look how they sucked all the personality out of her
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Holy cow, this explains SO much! Look at Janine (Ghostbusters) before and after, look how they sucked all the personality out of her
RIP my houseplants
Got a memory from 5 years ago and all these plants with the exception of the far left have died, I'm a terrible plant dad
Got a memory from 5 years ago and all these plants with the exception of the far left have died, I'm a terrible plant dad
August 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
RIP my houseplants
Got a memory from 5 years ago and all these plants with the exception of the far left have died, I'm a terrible plant dad
Got a memory from 5 years ago and all these plants with the exception of the far left have died, I'm a terrible plant dad
He just lights up every room!
I think Cole might be one of my favourite character designs for my horror short film, he's a junior security officer but once mutated he transforms into an all-seeing fire demon
I think Cole might be one of my favourite character designs for my horror short film, he's a junior security officer but once mutated he transforms into an all-seeing fire demon
July 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
He just lights up every room!
I think Cole might be one of my favourite character designs for my horror short film, he's a junior security officer but once mutated he transforms into an all-seeing fire demon
I think Cole might be one of my favourite character designs for my horror short film, he's a junior security officer but once mutated he transforms into an all-seeing fire demon
Did a few quick demon character designs today, I'm pretty much drawing a bunch to see if I like any enough to include in my story.
You have a favourite? I got a Cat, a Hare, a Barking Deer and half a Stoat!
You have a favourite? I got a Cat, a Hare, a Barking Deer and half a Stoat!
July 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Did a few quick demon character designs today, I'm pretty much drawing a bunch to see if I like any enough to include in my story.
You have a favourite? I got a Cat, a Hare, a Barking Deer and half a Stoat!
You have a favourite? I got a Cat, a Hare, a Barking Deer and half a Stoat!
He's the GOAT!
I'm still a little undecided what to do colour wise but this demon goat is a minor character in a story I'm figuring out
I'm still a little undecided what to do colour wise but this demon goat is a minor character in a story I'm figuring out
July 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
He's the GOAT!
I'm still a little undecided what to do colour wise but this demon goat is a minor character in a story I'm figuring out
I'm still a little undecided what to do colour wise but this demon goat is a minor character in a story I'm figuring out
He's a goat, he's a demon, he's a demon goat!
July 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
He's a goat, he's a demon, he's a demon goat!
Good achievement to get during Pride Month, it's true, I am the superior homo
June 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Good achievement to get during Pride Month, it's true, I am the superior homo
BBC Death Valley ep6 - My favourite character is the guy passed out on the table in the background
May 26, 2025 at 9:33 AM
BBC Death Valley ep6 - My favourite character is the guy passed out on the table in the background
I saw this tattooed on a guys arm and I tried to strike up conversation so I said "Nice Naruto Tattoo" and he absolutely hated me, I felt so humiliated
May 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I saw this tattooed on a guys arm and I tried to strike up conversation so I said "Nice Naruto Tattoo" and he absolutely hated me, I felt so humiliated
I'm now officially your favourite Doctor Who character!
I'm that nerd on the right sat at the back, it's my first day working at UNIT and I sure hope nothing bad happens.
Doctor Who Ep 4 Lucky Day
#doctorwho
I'm that nerd on the right sat at the back, it's my first day working at UNIT and I sure hope nothing bad happens.
Doctor Who Ep 4 Lucky Day
#doctorwho
May 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm now officially your favourite Doctor Who character!
I'm that nerd on the right sat at the back, it's my first day working at UNIT and I sure hope nothing bad happens.
Doctor Who Ep 4 Lucky Day
#doctorwho
I'm that nerd on the right sat at the back, it's my first day working at UNIT and I sure hope nothing bad happens.
Doctor Who Ep 4 Lucky Day
#doctorwho
I've once again achieved international stardom in the hit show BBC Just Act Normal ...I'm not those two guys at the front, look closer ...closer ...closer still ...see that hair in the back? That's me baby!
April 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I've once again achieved international stardom in the hit show BBC Just Act Normal ...I'm not those two guys at the front, look closer ...closer ...closer still ...see that hair in the back? That's me baby!
I have once again achieved international Hollywood fame as ..."man in corner of screen waving a flag" in BBC Crongton
March 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I have once again achieved international Hollywood fame as ..."man in corner of screen waving a flag" in BBC Crongton
I'm watching Naruto and one thing I love about this show is that they're not afraid to get weird with perspective but this frame is hilarious, it's just goes to this goofy face for no reason.
March 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm watching Naruto and one thing I love about this show is that they're not afraid to get weird with perspective but this frame is hilarious, it's just goes to this goofy face for no reason.
Ok fine, I'll do the pose!
March 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Ok fine, I'll do the pose!
I'm browsing LA on google maps for when I become a famous Hollywood actor and need a home there and I found where the incels live!
Incelville! (They lost an L but I know it's in there somewhere)
The Juicy Ladies aren't there anymore
Incelville! (They lost an L but I know it's in there somewhere)
The Juicy Ladies aren't there anymore
March 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm browsing LA on google maps for when I become a famous Hollywood actor and need a home there and I found where the incels live!
Incelville! (They lost an L but I know it's in there somewhere)
The Juicy Ladies aren't there anymore
Incelville! (They lost an L but I know it's in there somewhere)
The Juicy Ladies aren't there anymore
So I'm stood behind this wall in this tv show, (that's why the woman in the back is talking to someone who isn't seen) but I have now edited the show so you can imagine what it would've been like if that damn wall that ruined my chance of fame wasn't there.
March 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
So I'm stood behind this wall in this tv show, (that's why the woman in the back is talking to someone who isn't seen) but I have now edited the show so you can imagine what it would've been like if that damn wall that ruined my chance of fame wasn't there.
I'm adding professional dancer to the resume!
I play the role of "world's greatest dancer" in the background of BBC Virdee
I play the role of "world's greatest dancer" in the background of BBC Virdee
February 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm adding professional dancer to the resume!
I play the role of "world's greatest dancer" in the background of BBC Virdee
I play the role of "world's greatest dancer" in the background of BBC Virdee
I'm happy to announce that I have once again achieved incredible fame!
I play "man sat drinking coffee who slowly gets smaller and more blurry" in BBC Virdee
(I'm a reoccurring character!)
Some would say the cameraman was walking backwards, but in reality I used my acting skills to appear smaller.
I play "man sat drinking coffee who slowly gets smaller and more blurry" in BBC Virdee
(I'm a reoccurring character!)
Some would say the cameraman was walking backwards, but in reality I used my acting skills to appear smaller.
February 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I'm happy to announce that I have once again achieved incredible fame!
I play "man sat drinking coffee who slowly gets smaller and more blurry" in BBC Virdee
(I'm a reoccurring character!)
Some would say the cameraman was walking backwards, but in reality I used my acting skills to appear smaller.
I play "man sat drinking coffee who slowly gets smaller and more blurry" in BBC Virdee
(I'm a reoccurring character!)
Some would say the cameraman was walking backwards, but in reality I used my acting skills to appear smaller.
A short film I'm in called "3 6 5" is being screened tomorrow at Stafford Film Festival.
I'm there in the picture, the film has me and my face in it, I'm being all art housey and experimental over here!
I'm there in the picture, the film has me and my face in it, I'm being all art housey and experimental over here!
January 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A short film I'm in called "3 6 5" is being screened tomorrow at Stafford Film Festival.
I'm there in the picture, the film has me and my face in it, I'm being all art housey and experimental over here!
I'm there in the picture, the film has me and my face in it, I'm being all art housey and experimental over here!
I drew @fartieartie.bsky.social
It's an in joke, it's hilarious, you had to be there but you weren't so now you'll never laugh again.
It's an in joke, it's hilarious, you had to be there but you weren't so now you'll never laugh again.
January 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I drew @fartieartie.bsky.social
It's an in joke, it's hilarious, you had to be there but you weren't so now you'll never laugh again.
It's an in joke, it's hilarious, you had to be there but you weren't so now you'll never laugh again.