SideDish
@versdc.bsky.social
NSFW 🔞
Sex-positive queer nerd in Northern VA. Side/vers. Kinky. Usually thirsty. He/Him
BLM. ACAB. Trans rights are human rights. Sex work is work.
If you know me IRL, you're welcome. 😉😇
Sex-positive queer nerd in Northern VA. Side/vers. Kinky. Usually thirsty. He/Him
BLM. ACAB. Trans rights are human rights. Sex work is work.
If you know me IRL, you're welcome. 😉😇
Today's h-word mood is:
Need a dude to tie me down and edge me all weekend, never letting me cum.
Bonus if he periodically jerks himself off and uses his load as lube to continue edging me.
Need a dude to tie me down and edge me all weekend, never letting me cum.
Bonus if he periodically jerks himself off and uses his load as lube to continue edging me.
February 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
Need a dude to tie me down and edge me all weekend, never letting me cum.
Bonus if he periodically jerks himself off and uses his load as lube to continue edging me.
Need a dude to tie me down and edge me all weekend, never letting me cum.
Bonus if he periodically jerks himself off and uses his load as lube to continue edging me.
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I have a little bit of every kink
I’m a jerk-off-all trades
I’m a jerk-off-all trades
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I have a little bit of every kink
I’m a jerk-off-all trades
I’m a jerk-off-all trades
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Today's h-word mood is:
I want to hear the squelching noises as you use your favorite J/O toy. Make it loud for me.
I want to hear the squelching noises as you use your favorite J/O toy. Make it loud for me.
January 30, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
I want to hear the squelching noises as you use your favorite J/O toy. Make it loud for me.
I want to hear the squelching noises as you use your favorite J/O toy. Make it loud for me.
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Today's h-word mood is:
Are your hands freezing cold in this weather? Perfect! Use those ice cold hands to jerk me off. Yes, I really do like it.
Are your hands freezing cold in this weather? Perfect! Use those ice cold hands to jerk me off. Yes, I really do like it.
January 28, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
Are your hands freezing cold in this weather? Perfect! Use those ice cold hands to jerk me off. Yes, I really do like it.
Are your hands freezing cold in this weather? Perfect! Use those ice cold hands to jerk me off. Yes, I really do like it.
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The current half-chub.
Bro is gonna get such a big mouthful of cum from this beast in a couple days...
Bro is gonna get such a big mouthful of cum from this beast in a couple days...
January 27, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The current half-chub.
Bro is gonna get such a big mouthful of cum from this beast in a couple days...
Bro is gonna get such a big mouthful of cum from this beast in a couple days...
The current half-chub.
Bro is gonna get such a big mouthful of cum from this beast in a couple days...
Bro is gonna get such a big mouthful of cum from this beast in a couple days...
January 27, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The current half-chub.
Bro is gonna get such a big mouthful of cum from this beast in a couple days...
Bro is gonna get such a big mouthful of cum from this beast in a couple days...
Today's h-word mood is:
I'm just horny. I'm saving up my load to feed it to a suckbuddy later this week, which means I'm always at least half-chubbed and I really badly want to wank.
I'm just horny. I'm saving up my load to feed it to a suckbuddy later this week, which means I'm always at least half-chubbed and I really badly want to wank.
January 27, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
I'm just horny. I'm saving up my load to feed it to a suckbuddy later this week, which means I'm always at least half-chubbed and I really badly want to wank.
I'm just horny. I'm saving up my load to feed it to a suckbuddy later this week, which means I'm always at least half-chubbed and I really badly want to wank.
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Might I recommend turning off your brain and Being Dog instead?
January 24, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Might I recommend turning off your brain and Being Dog instead?
A service my throat would happily provide. 🤤
January 23, 2026 at 12:20 PM
A service my throat would happily provide. 🤤
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For the Gloryhole lovers
January 22, 2026 at 4:29 PM
For the Gloryhole lovers
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You know it’s a good morning when you’re greeted with this when you wake up
January 23, 2026 at 11:09 AM
You know it’s a good morning when you’re greeted with this when you wake up
Today's h-word mood is:
I want a shaggy-haired stoned frat-boy type, muttering/moaning "yeah bro. Oh fuck bro that's good. Mmm..bro, keep doing that bro. Fuck bro I'm gonna cum bro!"
while I slobber all over his dick.
(Yes, the rampant overuse of "bro" is a big part of the turn-on here)
I want a shaggy-haired stoned frat-boy type, muttering/moaning "yeah bro. Oh fuck bro that's good. Mmm..bro, keep doing that bro. Fuck bro I'm gonna cum bro!"
while I slobber all over his dick.
(Yes, the rampant overuse of "bro" is a big part of the turn-on here)
January 22, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
I want a shaggy-haired stoned frat-boy type, muttering/moaning "yeah bro. Oh fuck bro that's good. Mmm..bro, keep doing that bro. Fuck bro I'm gonna cum bro!"
while I slobber all over his dick.
(Yes, the rampant overuse of "bro" is a big part of the turn-on here)
I want a shaggy-haired stoned frat-boy type, muttering/moaning "yeah bro. Oh fuck bro that's good. Mmm..bro, keep doing that bro. Fuck bro I'm gonna cum bro!"
while I slobber all over his dick.
(Yes, the rampant overuse of "bro" is a big part of the turn-on here)
Cancelled my paid Sniffies subscription yesterday, because they're now prohibiting NSFW profile pics in my area.
I go there for dick, & that's what I want to see upfront in a main profile pic. (Also, I have a great dick and it gets me lots of attention there)
The site is useless to me without that.
I go there for dick, & that's what I want to see upfront in a main profile pic. (Also, I have a great dick and it gets me lots of attention there)
The site is useless to me without that.
January 20, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Cancelled my paid Sniffies subscription yesterday, because they're now prohibiting NSFW profile pics in my area.
I go there for dick, & that's what I want to see upfront in a main profile pic. (Also, I have a great dick and it gets me lots of attention there)
The site is useless to me without that.
I go there for dick, & that's what I want to see upfront in a main profile pic. (Also, I have a great dick and it gets me lots of attention there)
The site is useless to me without that.
Today's h-word mood is:
I'm going to NYC this weekend and would love to find someone to edge my thick cock and make me squirm. 😈
I'm going to NYC this weekend and would love to find someone to edge my thick cock and make me squirm. 😈
January 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
I'm going to NYC this weekend and would love to find someone to edge my thick cock and make me squirm. 😈
I'm going to NYC this weekend and would love to find someone to edge my thick cock and make me squirm. 😈
Today's h-word mood is:
I need glory hole head.
I need glory hole head.
December 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
I need glory hole head.
I need glory hole head.
Today's h-word mood is:
I need to fuck an otter in the bathroom of a small seedy bar.
I need to fuck an otter in the bathroom of a small seedy bar.
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Today's h-word mood is:
I need to fuck an otter in the bathroom of a small seedy bar.
I need to fuck an otter in the bathroom of a small seedy bar.
Best part of this is how he KEEPS STROKING after the sub cums. It's that post-cum overstimulation that really makes a scene work for me. 😈🐷
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Best part of this is how he KEEPS STROKING after the sub cums. It's that post-cum overstimulation that really makes a scene work for me. 😈🐷
Today's h-word mood is:
All I want for Xmas is someone hung, by the fireplace. 🍆🎁🎅🎄
All I want for Xmas is someone hung, by the fireplace. 🍆🎁🎅🎄
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
All I want for Xmas is someone hung, by the fireplace. 🍆🎁🎅🎄
All I want for Xmas is someone hung, by the fireplace. 🍆🎁🎅🎄
Today's h-word mood is:
Fuck your Fleshlight while I watch, and after your pump your load into it, hand it over so I can let your cum drip out onto my tongue.
Fuck your Fleshlight while I watch, and after your pump your load into it, hand it over so I can let your cum drip out onto my tongue.
December 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Today's h-word mood is:
Fuck your Fleshlight while I watch, and after your pump your load into it, hand it over so I can let your cum drip out onto my tongue.
Fuck your Fleshlight while I watch, and after your pump your load into it, hand it over so I can let your cum drip out onto my tongue.
Today's h-word mood is:
I just want to kick back and get head. The more slobbery wet, the better.
I just want to kick back and get head. The more slobbery wet, the better.
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
I just want to kick back and get head. The more slobbery wet, the better.
I just want to kick back and get head. The more slobbery wet, the better.