It’s kinda like they don’t want to squish a bug; not because they want to hear you out, but because it’s just interesting to watch you try to exist in the same place as them

Hey, if you’re into it, I’m sure he’d notice you eventually…!

I imagine you’d be impressed with just how much weight you have to hold up with each step~

The aftermath of being plastered to it suits your particular style of affection :3

Why kiss a cute boy’s paws when you can BE their paws, right?

Or the opposite, where you have a woman who really takes care of the smaller folks at the gathering, but has no idea that her partner themself has been trapped under her tongue since she started cooking earlier that morning…

A ‘post-meal check’ that becomes commonplace after a few in-laws went missing last time

Everyone be quiet and see if your hear any tiny voices from between your lips or in your stomach!

Of course that doesn’t account for everyone trapped under the leftovers or thrashing in cider…

Getting shown off in a huge palm by the large folks you DO know to other extended family

some looking at you like you’re cute and others commenting stuff like “Wonder how long they’ll last running around the table once dinner starts-“

They’re joking, but it’s nonetheless accurate…

“Eat me like one of your French eels~”

Gonna slosh you around in my mouth!

Thank ya lil critter!!!!! Gonna make them step on you…

You’ve seen mine deeper than most :3

Best answer…

Possum gals‼️‼️‼️

X = Horny - Me + Size 😭

Like I dunno, I guess I just love being told that I’m enough and doing a good job without that voice telling me that they’re lying. No bad thoughts when puppy-

In like fifteen different ways hun