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verdantglint.bsky.social
CAN I HAVE UR LUNGS
@verdantglint.bsky.social
im vib im 4 and im evil she/her changepony hayburger enjoyer
filly foolers please slip into my dms i definitley wont eat you :3
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she will hurt you
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
smoking is cool!!!! tell yr freinds!
December 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
it litterally is ez tho like skill isue if ur 4 and havent figurd it out. step one find a bystander step 2 work ur filly charms shake that flank a lil step 3 piss in them
You sniffle, your eyes darting between the plastic throne and your tormentor in a panic while you wobble on both feet.

"Aw, what's wrong? You insisted you were a big kid, so I left you with 4 years to work with! Surely the potty can't be that hard for you to figure out at this age?" ⤵️
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
i got a hammer im the big bonkerrrrr bonk bonk bonk bonk
December 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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FOR LEGAL REASONS IDK WHO THIS IS!! but shes pretty cute so definitley whop ur wallet out if ur an alley sneaker on a list. just helping a sister out wonk wink
there's something weird with that filly who just showed up in town. every time you look the colours shift a little, and you can't quite get a clear look at her horn or legs no matter how hard you try, but it doesn't matter. the illusion will drag you in soon enough.

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December 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
thank buck school is just a ruse 4 finidng EZ marks (theres SO MANY thatr teachers) bec actualy learning anything sounds bad and boring n lame n i dont want to. unless its crimes doing knowledge
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
they call it getting laid bc u have to lay out a tarp first to catch the blood if they start coughing it up at 4% HP. bonus it makes a great wrap for transport to a third location
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
FOR LEGAL REASONS IDK WHO THIS IS!! but shes pretty cute so definitley whop ur wallet out if ur an alley sneaker on a list. just helping a sister out wonk wink
there's something weird with that filly who just showed up in town. every time you look the colours shift a little, and you can't quite get a clear look at her horn or legs no matter how hard you try, but it doesn't matter. the illusion will drag you in soon enough.

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December 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
IM FUCKIN THE ROBOTS
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
"bugchaser" yea i cant blame u
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
u may wonder where ive been getting the cheese for doubl hayburger w cheesem dont worry. shes into it n i pay well
I like to think Sunset occasionally forgets the very stark differences in animal sentience between the human and magic horse worlds
#mlp
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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I will no longer be taking pose requests

#abdl
#irldiaper
#messydiaper
December 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
u can tell plurality is real cuz unlike the ENTIRE REST OF TH SYSTEM i think diapers are just ok. im not jazzed. 5/10 on the buckwild meter.
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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people don't realize dressing silly is a practical thing. it makes it way easier to make friends bc people approach you to say hello often. everybody asks me for directions. and my neighbors recognize me as "the girl with the tail" on the train x3

i think dressing louder & funnier is the move here
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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pov you work at hot topic and me and @bravobunny.bsky.social want free shit

art by me
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
ok but what if i actually put cheese in there that sounds warm and good. i might try it
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
why are there differet websites i dont want to repost everything from dark blue one just for here. make it so everypony can see everything all the time. phone rectangle hell vortex evil wizard style slam that shit into all eyeballs for all eternity
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
im NOT filly changeling dracula flow. dracula flow is human adult me. for the rekerd
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
the piss jar would power me up like putting goku in the sludge id probably grow new wings and be able to summon hammers. skill issue to miss dashie lets be real here
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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If you know you know.
AAAAAAAAAAA🗣️🔊

#mlp #comic #mlpfim #mylittlepony
October 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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🕷️: fun fact at the end of the day there's free food in the trashcans out behind the hayburger. you can just take it!
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i want drugs and six million bits and a pizza
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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dont do it !!! #mlp
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Modern problems require lesbian solutions💙💜

#mlp #mlpfim #mylittlepony #starxie #trixie #starlight
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM