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TEENAGE DIRTBAG
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anti event — 2/01/26-??

adult mun| mdni


the anti hedgehog of #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍
Pinned
⠀⠀𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃

𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐖

𝐂𝐔𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘'𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔

𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍

𝐖𝐇𝐎'𝐒 𝐁𝐀𝐃 .ᐣ
🦔:

Hiding from gems bc she's using the power of being older than me AGAINST ME
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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TEMPORARY PIN

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a screenshot of a video game shows a robot standing in front of a building with the number 51,738 at the top
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January 21, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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𝐅𝐔𝐍 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 !

{ Keeper of the Majin Forest, and spectator of X's games. }
{ #sonicrp #sthrp #sonicthehedgehogrp #sonicexerp #exerp #mvrp }
January 18, 2026 at 1:08 AM
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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mary 🔔

I am so very curious ! 🥺
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
He misses his defining twin scars that once ran across his chest, now he was a dead ringer for this beloathed blue double.

He tries to ignore the fact he could see her, but now the impatience is making him antsy and irritable, so he simply speeds over to her location.
oh she’s highly * aware of variants of her friends existing, that and the heroic blue from her universe has been deceased for years.

so, seeing him triggers little reaction but a subtle ear twitch. curious, though—about his deal. but she won’t speak.
the alternate hedgehog was aware he was being watched by chumps like her, and he was betting on the fact that she probably was keen to this not being the hedgehog she knows.
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Run that by me one more time there, tall dark and ugly ?
February 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
FUCKING LOONEY TOONS YELP NOISE .. holding his leg as he hops on one leg, how'd she make it hurt harder this time !??

" FUCKIN ' OW, CARROTS ! "
A blink. Only registering his hand grabbing her wrist and the next a ring had slipped onto her finger. Color brushing over the white of her muzzle.

"T-That's not h'what Ah h'whanted ya airhead!"

A stomp of her foot, taking with it his other shoe that she spared last time.
Noticing at the last minute before grabbing her wrist and spinning her around, placing a ring on her own finger in the same place as the one he wore on his.

" Here ya go, Carrot Cake ~ "
February 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Noticing at the last minute before grabbing her wrist and spinning her around, placing a ring on her own finger in the same place as the one he wore on his.

" Here ya go, Carrot Cake ~ "
"Th' next one will be harder."

She still trying to get her ring back while he is distracted- Gaia.
A smirk.

He winces as his chin was hit with the butt end of the gun as he rubs the area, grumbling.
February 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
A smirk.

He winces as his chin was hit with the butt end of the gun as he rubs the area, grumbling.
A squint.

A flick of the wrist, and rather than a shot to the forehead he gets hit under the chin with the butt of the gun.
Tapping his forehead, she better not miss ~
February 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Tapping his forehead, she better not miss ~
February 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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⠀⠀⠀ ​𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀

⠀With all that said.

stand with minnesota: standwithminnesota.com

real time witness reports of ICE: Iceout.org

immigrant info resources: tinyurl.com/2723cvh6

educational and support resources masterlist: sites.google.com/view/cliqueres…
February 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Same time tonight?
February 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
February 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
If you see my face getting punched in by a angry southern milf don't save me
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
> HE'S ACTIVATING HIS ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE:

" ZA FREAK-UDOOOO ! "
February 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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Scourge and Bunnie just be the "if you see my (latina) wife beating me up don't save me. I'm exactly where I wanna be."

With the implication he ragebaited tf outta his wife.
February 4, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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You don't owe anyone a damn thing. This is a hobby at best, and just a game at worst.

You can come and leave the table at anytime and return when you are ready.

It isn't your job to be someone else's entertainment. We ain't even get paid to do this Lol.
sonic the hedgehog is giving a thumbs up in front of a blue sky .
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February 4, 2026 at 7:26 AM
> HE'S MET VEGETABLES THAT HIT HARDER !!!
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
> LOWKIRKENUINELY EATS TS

> IZZAT ALL SHE GOT ?
February 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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BUNNIE
BUNNIE FUCKING KILL HIM
BUNNIE
February 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
> STILL LAUGHING
>and HERE COMES THE ARM WIND-UP.
> Laughing like a idiot

Love you TOO
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
SQUIRMING angrily, he was just finding his goddamn jacket !
@verdantbully.bsky.social

The smaller hog is suddenly lifted off the ground by a, tail?

Hung by his middle at eye level disinterested eyes gaze at him.
February 4, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Quill.

100 FOLLOWERS THANK YOU GRAHHH
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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❝ 𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒙, 𝑰 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒂 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆. ❞

☕︎︎

❣︎ #SonicRP ❣︎ #SegaRP ❣︎ #MVRP ❣︎
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January 15, 2026 at 9:19 AM