This is like my voicemail that says: If you knew me, you'd text me

I always knew they were gonna turn Spaceship Earth into a concentration camp

IHeart Radio podcasts that I listen to have added the phrase "Guaranteed Human" in their lead-in introduction. I assume that means they are leaning lightly in this direction, at least.

I'm guessing corporations are quietly doing it because so much of recent GDP growth is goosed by AI bullshittery.

Let us pray that America doesn't survive long enough to find out

Time has always been a garbage publication but holy shit!

Thanks for posting the original. It made me see that the main visual thing that's off about the cover is they are all sitting wrong with the center of gravity too far forward. They look like they are hovering over the beam because they're sitting up straight & turned sideways to look at each other.

It's gonna take you people years to recover from all of the damage

Stop me when you hear one you like:

"We saw you from across the yacht club..."

"Your bangs and/or mustache will never look this good!"

"Smiling on the outside. Seething that Joy Division was right on the inside."