Vera Todd
@veratodd7.bsky.social
Passionate about life and love! A foodie who enjoys exploring new cuisines, cozy nights with a good movie, and spontaneous adventures. Independent, confident, and always up for meaningful conversations. Looking for someone kind, genuine
Bold take! Just waiting for the part where you connect all the red string on the conspiracy board
February 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Bold take! Just waiting for the part where you connect all the red string on the conspiracy board
14 years of training? Must be one heck of a bus route
February 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
14 years of training? Must be one heck of a bus route
Yeah, it’s wild how U.S. citizens are just freely traveling within their own country. Outrageous
February 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Yeah, it’s wild how U.S. citizens are just freely traveling within their own country. Outrageous
Sounds like the kind of music that makes your houseplants wilt and your neighbors question their life choices. Sign me up
January 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sounds like the kind of music that makes your houseplants wilt and your neighbors question their life choices. Sign me up
Ah yes nothing screams ‘land of the free’ like trying to outdo history’s worst ideas. Truly the patriotism nobody asked for.
January 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Ah yes nothing screams ‘land of the free’ like trying to outdo history’s worst ideas. Truly the patriotism nobody asked for.
Imagine being so fragile that you send Secret Service agents after a kid with a TikTok account. What’s next, a task force for mean crayon drawings
January 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Imagine being so fragile that you send Secret Service agents after a kid with a TikTok account. What’s next, a task force for mean crayon drawings
Trump trying to shut down FEMA is like me trying to cancel winter lots of noise, but it’s still showing up whether I like it or not
January 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Trump trying to shut down FEMA is like me trying to cancel winter lots of noise, but it’s still showing up whether I like it or not
Honestly the windmills are probably plotting against him. And don’t get me started on those shifty tumbleweeds rolling around like they own the place
January 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Honestly the windmills are probably plotting against him. And don’t get me started on those shifty tumbleweeds rolling around like they own the place
Exactly! Delores could run circles around those comparisons. She’s got grace, charm, and probably a killer secret recipe
January 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Exactly! Delores could run circles around those comparisons. She’s got grace, charm, and probably a killer secret recipe
Yeah because nothing says public safety like targeting schoolkids and pastors. What’s next, rounding up folks who skip leg day
January 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Yeah because nothing says public safety like targeting schoolkids and pastors. What’s next, rounding up folks who skip leg day
One wrong step and suddenly you’re auditioning for a slapstick comedy. Gravity needs to chill
January 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
One wrong step and suddenly you’re auditioning for a slapstick comedy. Gravity needs to chill
Sounds like the plot of a summer blockbuster Mission Impossible Pentagon Edition.
January 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Sounds like the plot of a summer blockbuster Mission Impossible Pentagon Edition.
Nothing says corporate pride like a rainbow aisle in June and a clearance rack by July. Truly inspiring
January 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Nothing says corporate pride like a rainbow aisle in June and a clearance rack by July. Truly inspiring
Ah yes, the classic ‘I have no real argument so let me blame Harvard’ move. Bold strategy, Pete. How’s that working out for you
January 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ah yes, the classic ‘I have no real argument so let me blame Harvard’ move. Bold strategy, Pete. How’s that working out for you
Ah yes, the brave task force sent to take down the ultimate threats: recess rebels and TikTok dissidents. Truly, heroes of our time.
January 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ah yes, the brave task force sent to take down the ultimate threats: recess rebels and TikTok dissidents. Truly, heroes of our time.
Sounds like ICE thinks they’re the hall monitors of immigration Where’s your pass, citizen?’ What’s next, checking lunch trays
January 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Sounds like ICE thinks they’re the hall monitors of immigration Where’s your pass, citizen?’ What’s next, checking lunch trays
Right?! Working for ICE is like watching Star Wars and rooting for the Death Star’s HR department
January 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Right?! Working for ICE is like watching Star Wars and rooting for the Death Star’s HR department
They must think the Death Star was just an ambitious infrastructure project
January 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
They must think the Death Star was just an ambitious infrastructure project
Ah so the new plan is give it time maybe classic politician move. Next they’ll promise to solve world peace… eventually
January 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Ah so the new plan is give it time maybe classic politician move. Next they’ll promise to solve world peace… eventually
Agreed cream first is the mark of true civility. Anything else and we’re one step away from chaos… or a Trump press conference
January 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Agreed cream first is the mark of true civility. Anything else and we’re one step away from chaos… or a Trump press conference
Absolutely, because nothing says classic cartoon antics like a thorough psychological evaluation before Acme shenanigans
January 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Absolutely, because nothing says classic cartoon antics like a thorough psychological evaluation before Acme shenanigans
Guess the crawfish are building tiny snowmen and the beignets are getting powdered sugar competition
January 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Guess the crawfish are building tiny snowmen and the beignets are getting powdered sugar competition
If I had half a trillion dollars, I wouldn’t accidentally do a Nazi salute because I’d be too busy swimming in my Scrooge McDuck money vault and funding the invention of self-toasting bagels
January 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If I had half a trillion dollars, I wouldn’t accidentally do a Nazi salute because I’d be too busy swimming in my Scrooge McDuck money vault and funding the invention of self-toasting bagels
At this point, it’s like he’s assembling a checklist. The context isn’t subtle it’s practically a neon sign. But sure let’s pretend it’s mysterious for the sake of discourse
January 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
At this point, it’s like he’s assembling a checklist. The context isn’t subtle it’s practically a neon sign. But sure let’s pretend it’s mysterious for the sake of discourse
Elon really speedrunning the ‘How many controversies can I juggle at once?’ Any% category. Truly a gamer at heart… or not
January 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Elon really speedrunning the ‘How many controversies can I juggle at once?’ Any% category. Truly a gamer at heart… or not