M New Year's bubbly is already chilling for whichever occasion comes first.

Is it an old building? Do you need a bodega cat? My other thought is an antique wooden rotating bookshelf.

In lieu of estimates of how long it's going to be before you get service back, I would accept a rolling total of ten bucks taken off your bill per hour that your service has been out, up to a bill of zero. I don't think anything except that would motivate them to actually fix anything.

He is a snake oil SALESMAN, and he is selling his ass off, ain't he?

It's the billion dollars that isolates her; not the fans. Glad to know she's using the money to propagandize that its not the money's fault her album's a dud.

Each "attempt" has my older dog getting less & less interested in the stick, but bless her, she feigns attention dutifully!

Just. Say. No.