vela
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Reading, gaming, AML/CFT, cooking, learning Swedish (B1), horror, improv comedy, generally keeping things light
First half of Thong Song
Sisqo : I really like thongs
Second half post key change
*grabs by lapels*
Sisqo : NO, I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
Sisqo : I really like thongs
Second half post key change
*grabs by lapels*
Sisqo : NO, I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
July 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
First half of Thong Song
Sisqo : I really like thongs
Second half post key change
*grabs by lapels*
Sisqo : NO, I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
Sisqo : I really like thongs
Second half post key change
*grabs by lapels*
Sisqo : NO, I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
Escaping an English prison by screaming SWEET CAROLINE and then grabbing the keys off the guard while their hands are in the air
March 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Escaping an English prison by screaming SWEET CAROLINE and then grabbing the keys off the guard while their hands are in the air
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I’m taking full offence here.
February 21, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I’m taking full offence here.
What do you even do if you’re Drake now? Twitch?
February 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
What do you even do if you’re Drake now? Twitch?
I was sceptical, but this thing actually works?
February 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I was sceptical, but this thing actually works?
Meta Ai is still a long ways away from being actually useful
February 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Meta Ai is still a long ways away from being actually useful
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIrp....
Wish I could say that this is the only time in our lives where this song is relevant .
Wish I could say that this is the only time in our lives where this song is relevant .
clipping. - Nothing Is Safe (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by clipping.
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIrp....
Wish I could say that this is the only time in our lives where this song is relevant .
Wish I could say that this is the only time in our lives where this song is relevant .
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Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.
February 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.
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I’ve sent this to people I’ve been close friends with for 30 years…
January 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I’ve sent this to people I’ve been close friends with for 30 years…
Why didn’t anyone tell me how good Gris is??
January 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Why didn’t anyone tell me how good Gris is??
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If I see one goddamn picture of fireworks
December 31, 2024 at 8:04 PM
If I see one goddamn picture of fireworks
I slept in my jean’s accidentally and am now eligible for a US passport
January 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I slept in my jean’s accidentally and am now eligible for a US passport
Shout to my “Set up Siri later” people
January 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Shout to my “Set up Siri later” people
FANTASIAN IS SO GOOD!
I’ve been sleeping on Apple Arcade forever! This iPad is my favourite gaming console in the year of our lord, 2025
I’ve been sleeping on Apple Arcade forever! This iPad is my favourite gaming console in the year of our lord, 2025
January 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
FANTASIAN IS SO GOOD!
I’ve been sleeping on Apple Arcade forever! This iPad is my favourite gaming console in the year of our lord, 2025
I’ve been sleeping on Apple Arcade forever! This iPad is my favourite gaming console in the year of our lord, 2025
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Happy New Year to all! Let’s smash some fashy faces in 2025!
January 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Happy New Year to all! Let’s smash some fashy faces in 2025!
If I see one goddamn picture of fireworks
December 31, 2024 at 8:04 PM
If I see one goddamn picture of fireworks
December 28, 2024 at 6:40 AM
December 26, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Cherry VVitchmas, BlueSky 💜
a woman with blood on her face is screaming with her mouth open
ALT: a woman with blood on her face is screaming with her mouth open
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December 25, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Cherry VVitchmas, BlueSky 💜
It’s that time of year again when I think back to that Mr. Bean Christmas episode and start feeling REALLY SAD
December 25, 2024 at 8:22 AM
It’s that time of year again when I think back to that Mr. Bean Christmas episode and start feeling REALLY SAD
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Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
December 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.