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vela
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Reading, gaming, AML/CFT, cooking, learning Swedish (B1), horror, improv comedy, generally keeping things light
First half of Thong Song

Sisqo : I really like thongs

Second half post key change

*grabs by lapels*

Sisqo : NO, I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
July 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Escaping an English prison by screaming SWEET CAROLINE and then grabbing the keys off the guard while their hands are in the air
March 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
March 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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🎯
February 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m taking full offence here.
me and my strong roman nose reading this book like OH--
February 21, 2025 at 7:56 AM
What do you even do if you’re Drake now? Twitch?
February 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I was sceptical, but this thing actually works?
February 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Meta Ai is still a long ways away from being actually useful
February 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIrp....

Wish I could say that this is the only time in our lives where this song is relevant .
clipping. - Nothing Is Safe (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by clipping.
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.
February 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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I’ve sent this to people I’ve been close friends with for 30 years…
January 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Seeing as I’ll be without my desktop PC for a while longer, what are some other great games on #iPad I could play with a controller?
January 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
January 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Why didn’t anyone tell me how good Gris is??
January 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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If I see one goddamn picture of fireworks
December 31, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I slept in my jean’s accidentally and am now eligible for a US passport
January 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Shout to my “Set up Siri later” people
January 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
FANTASIAN IS SO GOOD!

I’ve been sleeping on Apple Arcade forever! This iPad is my favourite gaming console in the year of our lord, 2025
January 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Happy New Year to all! Let’s smash some fashy faces in 2025!
January 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If I see one goddamn picture of fireworks
December 31, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I’M SO HAPPY 😭

#Balatro
December 28, 2024 at 6:40 AM
*angry goose noises*

#Balatro
December 26, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Cherry VVitchmas, BlueSky 💜
a woman with blood on her face is screaming with her mouth open
ALT: a woman with blood on her face is screaming with her mouth open
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 8:27 AM
It’s that time of year again when I think back to that Mr. Bean Christmas episode and start feeling REALLY SAD
December 25, 2024 at 8:22 AM
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Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
December 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM