Protects itself, higher CMC, less sacrifice AND makes lands tap for 3 mana instead of 2

Send him to NFL Europe.

Is he a good Quarterback? Nein.

Texans control their own destiny

Okay, I lied. I posted this during the intro of the third episode and they immediately introduced a character even gayer

Need side loaders bc I keep all my the cards in my binders for deck building perfect fit & I usually have 2-3 decks built at once. The loaners are double sleeved & my deck is triple sleeved (I bend cards when shuffling due to dain bramage). Changing inners around is essentially breaking them for me.

Depending on the quality of the hotdog, I might kill a man for one of these.

And if I was stoned, there's not a number of men alive that could stop me from eating 2 of these

I was so excited for this song for like a month

Don't even get me started on how all the snippets he showed had « You still ain't got shit on the best that's ever been » but the finished product is « You still ain't got nothing »

I'm sorry, but Johnny is an arrogant, cocky musician who gambled w/ the devil & won. He curses. Don't sanitize him

Let us know if/when you play the peak of all Pokemon games (HeartGold/Soul Silver)

4th and a million and you let them convert on a fucking trick play? Ew

The AFC is going to regret letting this team get into the playoffs at the end of the year

I lost $1.35 on this. I went all in! Now I gotta pay $1 to buy back into penny poker?