met this cute lesbian couple the other day at work and while giving recommendations i mention how much i love mushrooms and she was grossed out said she’s a meat and cheese girlie so i pull up my sleeve to show her my tattoo and she pulls up her sleeve on the same arm to show me hers

also i didn’t mean for this to happen but i was gifted a dog vest for courage and it’s christmas theme and i have a cardigan that matches the theme so me and my dog HAVE MATCNING SWEATERS

on average chihuahuas are supposed to be like 6 or 7lbs so i keep telling him he’s taking the substance and has another fresher dog inside him. obviously he doesn’t get the joke he’s just a dog god i need friends

courage stop snoring like an old man challenge. also when i adopted him he was 13.8 lbs im happy to report he’s down to 12.6 i think a good 10 will be comfortable for him

open.spotify.com/track/69EWeD...

also ever since i got a car this has been my anthem open.spotify.com/track/19RybK...

lol i shaved my head again but but my mustache or beard so i look like the lorax

open.spotify.com/track/4syD7n...

if courage could speak this is what he’d sing (also he hates music but i think he has trauma so hate certain tones) open.spotify.com/track/6Szewr...

last night my cousin was showing me the tesla her husband bought (she has one too but his is newer) and wtf they can do a whole ass light show like the windows and trunk were going crazy

more courage for the tl

so i saw courages dad last night, paco, and he’s so tiny and evil like i couldn’t even look at him without him growling idk how he can be so mean when courage is just fat and the sweetest dog ever also his mom penny was tiny but a lil fatty too and she peed on me but it’s okay she’s old

courage on the tl

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