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🐝 she/they | SSBM | Computer Engineer | Vulture Bee Enthusiast | Eldritch Horror 🐝

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Love that I'm the kind of person who will be completely oblivious to the fact the nail tech is hitting on me because I'm watching true crime videos about cannibal killings & Ken vs. Bombsoldier at Nounsvitational
January 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Me watching friends younger than me go through canon events
January 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
NEW PFP BY @kubiparfait.bsky.social !!!! First art commission was a complete success! ❤️
#commission #art
January 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Shiny Christmas Baby
December 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
ANOTHER?!
December 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Stockholm Syndrome is: beginning to enjoy the sounds of hundreds of GameCube controllers clacking at once because of Melee tournaments
December 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Golden baby
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I'm feeling the Melee equivalent of cabin fever from not being able to play Melee with a messed up thumb. If part of my first few paychecks from my first post-undergrad job goes toward Slippi ranked & coaching, I've officially gone insane.
December 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Me in bracket when I get DQ'd all the way into a top 100 player
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Do NOT give me the aux cord, we WILL be blasting Spider-Man's theme from Marvel Tōkon: Fighting Souls
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My habit of bouncing my leg when content/focused is slowly being replaced with rocking back & forth in my seat and I blame Mew2King
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I am cursed to be the elder
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Saw someone on Twitter draw Goku and Piccolo as butch lesbians and I fear that my art style has now changed forever
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I want to think that I'd be a Bug/Normal Pokémon trainer, but I feel like I'd attract Fairy-Type Pokémon out of pity. I give off an aura of depression that makes the whole hood wanna check up on me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I considered that writing like I used to would make me feel better, but now I'm tunneling any sad feelings I have into my writing like a widow who's first born died of typhoid.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Had the Baja Blast Pie. Does taste like Baja Blast. It's so booty butt cheeks and is absolute radioactive chemical waste, but I love the gall of the concept too much to fully hate it
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Greeeeeeeeeeeen baby
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
SHINY DYNAMAX INKAY
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
There are two paths for me if Pokémon were real.

A.) Being an "old cat lady" with a house full of normal Pokémon

B.) Befriending the local Bug, Flying, or Ghost-Type population so they go steal money for me. (If none of them were caught in Pokéballs, the cops can't track me)
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Let's go gambling!

"Wurmple evolved into Silcoon!"

"Wurmple evolved into Silcoon!"

"Wurmple evolved into Silcoon!"

"Wurmple ev—"
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Went out on Halloween as myself because, apparently, I scare white men already
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
One day I will find a character pretty who is not inevitably dubbed by Johnny Yong Bosch. This feels like carcinization of my interests...
October 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Seeing a fanfiction get continued after nearly a decade is a beautiful thing...
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Looking through the glass of the front-loading washing machine like I'm sending my kid off in a space pod so he'll survive the destruction of our planet
October 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Shiny Froakie w/ a lil' hat on 'em
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM