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ⓋBeard
@vbeard.bsky.social
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vbeard.bsky.social
That lolly pop looks tasty dad...
Dotty the Bulldog giving her dad the "can i have a lick of your lolly pop?" look.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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@mhairiforrest.bsky.social
A BSL protest sign to show solidarity with all Americans standing up to fascisism and the looming dictatorship
September 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
vbeard.bsky.social
200 down... 800 more to go! @protectthewild.bsky.social
A leaflet asking for support in Protect The Wilds campaign to ACTUALLY end fox hunting
September 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
vbeard.bsky.social
Yep... she's still fuming at me for leaving 🥺
Dotty the Bulldog sits in her bed, looking at the camera. Her face suggests she might be the most abused dog that ever lived but nothing could be further from the truth.
August 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
vbeard.bsky.social
Same... 😰😰
Dotty the Bulldog lays on the tatty rug next to her hooman, fed up with the heat.
July 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
vbeard.bsky.social
Post an unusual sign if you feel like it
A sign saying Chindian Combo, advertising an Indian and Chinese restaurant, and the food they serve such as Combo Korma, Combo Masala and combo sweet and sour.
June 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
vbeard.bsky.social
The main character.
The scene stealer.
Michael Caine as Ebeneezer Scrooge, in a Muppets Christmas Carol. Mr Applegate. A character from A Muppets Christmas Carol, in which he begs Mr Scrooge for more time to pay his mortgage- and stealing the scene in the process.
June 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
vbeard.bsky.social
This is now the only VHS i own 😔
A VHS cassette tape alongside it's empty shell casing, of the The Prodigy Electronic Punks film. A documentary and music video showcase from 1995.
May 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
vbeard.bsky.social
I'm VERY suspicious of anyone that doesn't make or draw a dick at any given opportunity. Here is a pie i made
I freshly made pie just before it goes into the oven. It has lovely fork-crimped edges, and a cock and balls (complete with ejaculation) etched into the pastry lid.
May 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
vbeard.bsky.social
When you order Zac Efron from Temu
On the left, a photo of Zac Efron while filming The Iron Claw. On the right a hospital training mannequin, which vaguely resembles a bashed up Zac Efron.
May 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
vbeard.bsky.social
If you see this, post the most recent picture from your camera roll.
Photograph of a vegan chocolate bar in blue and orange packaging. Buttermilk is the brand, and honeycomb blast is the variety.
May 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
vbeard.bsky.social
Literally blended alive
A lone, day old, baby, male chick stands on a conveyor belt, about to drop into a macerator, liquidizing him because he is of no use to the egg industry. Two humans look on without emotion.
May 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
vbeard.bsky.social
I did a tribute 😁
VBeard in a rare moment of being beardless does his best impression of Tom Hardy doing his best impression of Charles Bronson, by donning some circular specs and twisting his tash while grinning maniacally.
March 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
vbeard.bsky.social
Go vegan they said... it's easier than ever they said... 😰
A huge jug of onion, garlic, corriander and spinach bubbles away after being freshly blended. It will serve as the base for my mexican green rice
March 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
vbeard.bsky.social
Have to take Dotty to the park in her doggy-buggy now as her legs and hips get so sore and she just doesnt have the strength to walk there anymore. Another side effect of inbreading to go with all her others. Love spoiling her rotten 🥰
Dotty the bulldog lays on the grass chewing her squeaky ball in the local park. The sun shines through the trees and her doggy buggy is parked up on the right.
March 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
vbeard.bsky.social
WHO on earth writes these plot synopsis' on Just Watch?!?
I'd really love to know... state of this one! And it's not the worse i've seen by a longshot.
A screenshot from an app called Just Watch, where uses can search for films (and other things) via their favourite streaming services. The synopsis for the film 'Catch A Falling Star' is particularly badly written: "Sydney Clarke is a spoiled famous acress who is shooting a film when she suddenly gets angry and storms off. She wakes up in the middle of nowhere and gets a ride to a small New England town. There she meets and develops a friendship with Joyce, a waitress at a bowling alley. There she meets Ben, the owner of a steel mill, and later when she returns to get a job in that small town, she meets Ben sgain. Sydney becomes a nurse at the mill. All the men adore her. There they have many great times together, and Sydney realizes how important real friends are and that small towns are better than big name hollywood.
March 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
vbeard.bsky.social
Apparently this is Dotty's "dad... enough with the Chuck Norris films already... it's bedtime"
Dotty the Bulldog is falling asleep on dad's hand... her semi open eyes trying to tell dad she really would like to go to bed now please.
March 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
vbeard.bsky.social
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
Album cover art for The Prodigy's first studio album "Experience" from 1992
February 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
vbeard.bsky.social
Last four watched
#letterboxd #filmsky #moviesky #chucknorris
A screenshot of a Letterboxd profile consisting of four favourite movies, and four recently watched. Most recent include: Lone Wolf McQuade, The Octagon, Invasion USA and Code of Silence (all 80s movies featuring action legend Chuck Norris)
February 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
vbeard.bsky.social
Yesterday was my 1 year VEGAN-NIVERSARY! 🌱🙌🏼💚

I also turn 46 today and plan on staying in my pajamas the whole day 😄
#vegan #plantbased #fortheanimals
Picture downloaded via a Google search and a result from a card seller on Etsy shows a bunny rabbit drawn in the anime style, emmiting 2 love hearts and offering their congratulations on not funding suffering and murder for 12 months.
February 15, 2025 at 10:46 AM
vbeard.bsky.social
As if i could love him more than i already do!
*Gladiator
*You were Never Really Here
*The Master
*Inherent Vice
*Her
*Joker (1+2)
*Sisters Brothers
*We Own The Night
💚 AND Vegan!! 💚
Joaqine Phoenix shows his love to a Cow with the quote "I don't have a right to take this life for my own needs"
February 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
vbeard.bsky.social
Very poorly Dotty this morning... up all night, D&V and blood in urine... please send good vibes her way 🤞🏼

Here she is in better times doing her best impression of @markhamillofficial.bsky.social 💚
Dotty the English Bulldog stares straight at the camera, and has wrapped herself in her blanket, as such, that she appears to be a Jedi from the Star Wars franchise.
January 28, 2025 at 9:37 AM
vbeard.bsky.social
A recipe csrd for vegan haggis part 2 of 2 A recipe card for vegan haggis part 1 of 2
January 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
vbeard.bsky.social
And it was delicious! Empty plates all round
Close up of a plate of vegan food, that was made in honour of Burns' Night (a day late). It contains potato and parsnip mash, cavolo nero, and haggis, with a big dollop of wholegrain mustard, and topped with gravy.
January 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
vbeard.bsky.social
Went for a bite to eat before seeing Nosferatu yesterday... Wholesome junkies hidden away in Hinterland in the Northern Quarter was incredible! 💚✊🏼🌱
Love how vegan food is becoming so tasty and do much easier to find.
The Happy Cow app is a real rime saver too!
A vegan food lovers dream. 4 dishes: chilli cheese burger, korean tofu poppers, fries and Mac and cheese, with jalepenos and crispy onions. The interior of Hinterland/wholesome junkies in Manchesters Northern Quarter.
January 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM