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Tam
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Some kind of weird bird thing? Horror films & literature; post-punk/goth; joyful cliché (they/them) 🖤
"Gods fuck me blind, Janine, put on some fucking pants."
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
When Pulp's 'Like A Friend' comes on, i play that whole finale sequence in my head again.
December 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING ALL DAY, IT IS TIME TO STOP FOR THE NIGHT
PRIEST: I can't stop, I'm supposed to get you to the monastery today.
SKULL: I AM BORED, YOU ARE BORING
PRIEST: Just a couple more hours.
SKULL: SORROW CAN BE ALLEVIATED BY GOOD SLEEP, A BATH, AND A GLASS OF WINE
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I hope they appreciate your positive attitude.
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 4:19 PM
This is a cosmic horror story.
December 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Dan Stevens' New York accent in Abigail has to be heard to be believed.
December 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
'lo fi beats to seek out new life and new civilizations to'
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Mood
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Resign, Joe, you're going to lose your job next election anyway.

Maybe retrain as a care worker, we need them more than Labour MPs.
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Jonathan Pryce was serving.
December 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ah, the fourth way 🙏
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Oh no! Those nazi rabbits... oh the horrors. I've got the Criterion on my Xmas list.
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Can't wait til my little one is old enough to be scarred for life by my childhood favourites, Time Bandits, The Last Unicorn, Watership Down.

*This* scarred you for life, Tam? Lame.
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The three pillars of existence.
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Childhood favourite along with Time Bandits. Just exactly the right mix of silly, exciting, grotesque and scary.
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
That bit in the return where his whole sense of reality has crumbled and he's weeping and begging for someone, anyone just to tell him what's going on and to help him, and agent Tammy is just... doing her thing, absolutely oblivious. 🤣😭
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM