[to the tune of Blowin’ in the Wind] how many time must a man go back… to the Myrtle Wyckoff CVS……..
January 31, 2026 at 8:56 PM
[to the tune of Blowin’ in the Wind] how many time must a man go back… to the Myrtle Wyckoff CVS……..
Actually the band name CSS is short for Cansei de Ser Sexy, which translates to "tired of being sexy" in Brazilian Portuguese and is a direct quote from Beyoncé. "Let's Make Love and Listen to Death From Above," their first international single, references the band Death From Above 1979 and
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Actually the band name CSS is short for Cansei de Ser Sexy, which translates to "tired of being sexy" in Brazilian Portuguese and is a direct quote from Beyoncé. "Let's Make Love and Listen to Death From Above," their first international single, references the band Death From Above 1979 and
I finally found it… my 5th grade rendition of Plato’s cave
January 30, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I finally found it… my 5th grade rendition of Plato’s cave
A good night's sleep?? In THIS economy???????????
January 29, 2026 at 4:41 AM
A good night's sleep?? In THIS economy???????????
My YouTube history right now is just Steely Dan, blent girl, variations on Academic Brown Noise Pomodoro Method 4 hours, 50000000 remixes of that peanut butter baby Vine, and "Man drink beer while playing guitar his name is Chilli Dawg"
January 28, 2026 at 3:33 AM
My YouTube history right now is just Steely Dan, blent girl, variations on Academic Brown Noise Pomodoro Method 4 hours, 50000000 remixes of that peanut butter baby Vine, and "Man drink beer while playing guitar his name is Chilli Dawg"
Feeling a little millennial. Might have to watch that video of MGMT playing Kids at Wesleyan in 2003 again
January 27, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Feeling a little millennial. Might have to watch that video of MGMT playing Kids at Wesleyan in 2003 again
Writing up my 20,000 word caffeine and nicotine trip report for Erowid
January 25, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Writing up my 20,000 word caffeine and nicotine trip report for Erowid
On the one hand I definitely think America needs to be wadded up and slammed into the wastebasket of history effective immediately on the other hand I don't really want myself or people I love to die
January 24, 2026 at 5:29 PM
On the one hand I definitely think America needs to be wadded up and slammed into the wastebasket of history effective immediately on the other hand I don't really want myself or people I love to die
Me when I'm listening to Of Montreal: I'm listening to Of Montreal
January 21, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Me when I'm listening to Of Montreal: I'm listening to Of Montreal
Found some photos from my first ever film point-and-shoot circa 2014 which was a bright green Konica Pop I got to impress this girl I was into. She ruined my life and I dropped the camera on the ground and exploded it after one roll but these pics from Rotterdam aren't bad. The End
January 21, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Found some photos from my first ever film point-and-shoot circa 2014 which was a bright green Konica Pop I got to impress this girl I was into. She ruined my life and I dropped the camera on the ground and exploded it after one roll but these pics from Rotterdam aren't bad. The End
Collecting cis bros' reactions to my top surgery. So far we have "fuck yeah dawg get rid of those things", "tits r GAY!!!", and "what do they do with the boobs" among others
January 21, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Collecting cis bros' reactions to my top surgery. So far we have "fuck yeah dawg get rid of those things", "tits r GAY!!!", and "what do they do with the boobs" among others
Three weeks and a bit since top surgery. One more week until I stop bringing it up. This summer however I will get a little excited and get a bunch of muscle t's that I peacock around in and download Hinge for two weeks before Remembering
January 19, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Three weeks and a bit since top surgery. One more week until I stop bringing it up. This summer however I will get a little excited and get a bunch of muscle t's that I peacock around in and download Hinge for two weeks before Remembering
I’m at a coffee shop in NoHo staring at a painting
January 19, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I’m at a coffee shop in NoHo staring at a painting
Mercilessly bullying my father into reading Borges
January 19, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Mercilessly bullying my father into reading Borges
In one of my other lives I'd be an art theorist in Amsterdam. In another I'd be married to a skate punk and living on a London houseboat. In another I'd be in rehab... never believe in the linearity of life
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 AM
In one of my other lives I'd be an art theorist in Amsterdam. In another I'd be married to a skate punk and living on a London houseboat. In another I'd be in rehab... never believe in the linearity of life
Enjoying old photos I took of various signs in London
January 19, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Enjoying old photos I took of various signs in London
If I didn't live in a big city I'd spend my summers reading and chain smoking in a plastic chair on my lawn and in the winter I'd be training crows to do my bidding
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
If I didn't live in a big city I'd spend my summers reading and chain smoking in a plastic chair on my lawn and in the winter I'd be training crows to do my bidding
Love hanging w my dad who was an artist in SF in the 70s and is bored in retirement like wdym you want to carve a pixelated table or inlay some metal into “that jawbone I picked up at Mt St Helens back after the eruption” ok buddy.
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Love hanging w my dad who was an artist in SF in the 70s and is bored in retirement like wdym you want to carve a pixelated table or inlay some metal into “that jawbone I picked up at Mt St Helens back after the eruption” ok buddy.
The one thing I miss about drinking is having the nerve to straight up lie to whatever guy I was talking to at the bar. Yeah my name is Penelope and I grew up in Wales. Fuck it.
January 17, 2026 at 6:51 AM
The one thing I miss about drinking is having the nerve to straight up lie to whatever guy I was talking to at the bar. Yeah my name is Penelope and I grew up in Wales. Fuck it.
A throwaway meme I made about George Santos and posted on an anonymous Twitter account got big enough that now they're selling stickers of it on Redbubble. And the world continues to turn
January 17, 2026 at 6:19 AM
A throwaway meme I made about George Santos and posted on an anonymous Twitter account got big enough that now they're selling stickers of it on Redbubble. And the world continues to turn
Erika Kirk reportedly dating the racoon under my dad's house
January 17, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Erika Kirk reportedly dating the racoon under my dad's house
For every pair of Adidas Sambas I see at the Whitney museum I get a dollar
January 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
For every pair of Adidas Sambas I see at the Whitney museum I get a dollar