Nikolai🌙
@vantastel.bsky.social
35 | Michigan | Artist
(also a genie if you ask nicely)
(also a genie if you ask nicely)
Living in a small town is something. The perks: low cost of living and little to no crime.
The cons? Well. Everyone is in each other's business and you can't go anywhere without someone going, "HEY I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE. LET ME TALK WITH YOU FOR NO REASON SO I CAN BE NOSY."
Me, the cave hermit:
The cons? Well. Everyone is in each other's business and you can't go anywhere without someone going, "HEY I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE. LET ME TALK WITH YOU FOR NO REASON SO I CAN BE NOSY."
Me, the cave hermit:
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Living in a small town is something. The perks: low cost of living and little to no crime.
The cons? Well. Everyone is in each other's business and you can't go anywhere without someone going, "HEY I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE. LET ME TALK WITH YOU FOR NO REASON SO I CAN BE NOSY."
Me, the cave hermit:
The cons? Well. Everyone is in each other's business and you can't go anywhere without someone going, "HEY I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE. LET ME TALK WITH YOU FOR NO REASON SO I CAN BE NOSY."
Me, the cave hermit:
Thanksgiving? Boring. 😤
ItsGiving? Gurl.
ItsGiving? Gurl.
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Thanksgiving? Boring. 😤
ItsGiving? Gurl.
ItsGiving? Gurl.
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
Barber: We charge $65 for a haircut and beard trim.
Men: You're out of your mind.
Barber: But our logo is this.
Men: Oh HELL yeah that's manly as fuck count me in
Men: You're out of your mind.
Barber: But our logo is this.
Men: Oh HELL yeah that's manly as fuck count me in
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Barber: We charge $65 for a haircut and beard trim.
Men: You're out of your mind.
Barber: But our logo is this.
Men: Oh HELL yeah that's manly as fuck count me in
Men: You're out of your mind.
Barber: But our logo is this.
Men: Oh HELL yeah that's manly as fuck count me in
Wacky Postmodernism era
1999
1999
October 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Wacky Postmodernism era
1999
1999
Put one of these in your cock trap and get the fuck off BlueSky, Edith.
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September 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Put one of these in your cock trap and get the fuck off BlueSky, Edith.
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Saw this tall, dark and handsome yesterday by the river.
July 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Saw this tall, dark and handsome yesterday by the river.
Post a still from a game that wowed you as a kid.
Armored Armadillo stage - Waterfall Zone [Megaman X]
1993
Armored Armadillo stage - Waterfall Zone [Megaman X]
1993
July 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Post a still from a game that wowed you as a kid.
Armored Armadillo stage - Waterfall Zone [Megaman X]
1993
Armored Armadillo stage - Waterfall Zone [Megaman X]
1993
Channel your inner Judith, ladies. House Republican is a whole lot of Holofernes.
July 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Channel your inner Judith, ladies. House Republican is a whole lot of Holofernes.
Shoutout to this absolute gem of human who lives in my town and goes around [checks notes] literally everywhere giving businesses 1-3☆ because of things like employees with piercings and being too suspicious buying toilet chocolate. K Debbie.
June 24, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Shoutout to this absolute gem of human who lives in my town and goes around [checks notes] literally everywhere giving businesses 1-3☆ because of things like employees with piercings and being too suspicious buying toilet chocolate. K Debbie.
Describe your personality in 4 images.
June 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Describe your personality in 4 images.
The underside of my avocado stone looks like a cadaver sticking their ass into a glass of water and farting.
I had to see it, so you all have to. I don't make the rules.
I had to see it, so you all have to. I don't make the rules.
June 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The underside of my avocado stone looks like a cadaver sticking their ass into a glass of water and farting.
I had to see it, so you all have to. I don't make the rules.
I had to see it, so you all have to. I don't make the rules.
Growing a new martian. Let's see what happens. 🌱
June 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Growing a new martian. Let's see what happens. 🌱
Just Thinking About:
The Christina Aguilera Monster from South Park 😌
The Christina Aguilera Monster from South Park 😌
June 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Just Thinking About:
The Christina Aguilera Monster from South Park 😌
The Christina Aguilera Monster from South Park 😌
I don't game much these days, but I am very impressed with Sea of Stars.
The pixel work is gorgeous, the story is excellent (so far), the combat is fun/challenging, etc. Most of all, it feels like a classic, feel good RPG "you couldn't wait to play when you got home" type of feel.
I missed that.
The pixel work is gorgeous, the story is excellent (so far), the combat is fun/challenging, etc. Most of all, it feels like a classic, feel good RPG "you couldn't wait to play when you got home" type of feel.
I missed that.
June 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I don't game much these days, but I am very impressed with Sea of Stars.
The pixel work is gorgeous, the story is excellent (so far), the combat is fun/challenging, etc. Most of all, it feels like a classic, feel good RPG "you couldn't wait to play when you got home" type of feel.
I missed that.
The pixel work is gorgeous, the story is excellent (so far), the combat is fun/challenging, etc. Most of all, it feels like a classic, feel good RPG "you couldn't wait to play when you got home" type of feel.
I missed that.
I am taking nudes posting to the next level and no one will stop me
June 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am taking nudes posting to the next level and no one will stop me
It is real unfortunately
May 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It is real unfortunately
Quick the mods are asleep
post the good shit
post the good shit
May 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Quick the mods are asleep
post the good shit
post the good shit
Just Thinking About: The golden age of the late 90's when MTV's Jackass was a thing and Bam Margera put a live alligator in his parent's house
May 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Just Thinking About: The golden age of the late 90's when MTV's Jackass was a thing and Bam Margera put a live alligator in his parent's house
I'm convinced all pugs are just a roll of socks that became sentient and decided burping and farting were the best things ever
May 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'm convinced all pugs are just a roll of socks that became sentient and decided burping and farting were the best things ever