VanillaRage
@vanillarage.bsky.social
A dreamer, pragmatist, an optimistic pessimist, with one foot in reality and the other in ... the Twilight Zone
Tonight’s feature: Tarantino’s "The Hateful Eight – Senate Edition". Eight self-styled "heroes" holed up in the Capitol, cutting backroom deals while an anxious public bleeds outside.
Spoiler alert: everyone’s betrayed by the end—except greed. It rides off smiling into the snow.
Spoiler alert: everyone’s betrayed by the end—except greed. It rides off smiling into the snow.
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Tonight’s feature: Tarantino’s "The Hateful Eight – Senate Edition". Eight self-styled "heroes" holed up in the Capitol, cutting backroom deals while an anxious public bleeds outside.
Spoiler alert: everyone’s betrayed by the end—except greed. It rides off smiling into the snow.
Spoiler alert: everyone’s betrayed by the end—except greed. It rides off smiling into the snow.
Democrats keep chasing the mirage of bipartisanship, reaching across an aisle that no longer exists. In a world where olive branches are firewood, hoping to appease the unappeasable,- find common ground with a tyrant.
History? It won't just ask what MAGA destroyed - it'll ask what Democrats allowed.
History? It won't just ask what MAGA destroyed - it'll ask what Democrats allowed.
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Democrats keep chasing the mirage of bipartisanship, reaching across an aisle that no longer exists. In a world where olive branches are firewood, hoping to appease the unappeasable,- find common ground with a tyrant.
History? It won't just ask what MAGA destroyed - it'll ask what Democrats allowed.
History? It won't just ask what MAGA destroyed - it'll ask what Democrats allowed.
Folks, step right up to Trump’s 50-year mortgage: pay till you die, and the bank still gets the house. It’s like serfdom, but with closing costs.
Only a con man this seasoned could sell debt slavery as the American Dream!— one balloon payment away from eternity and he'll throw in the Ginsu knives!
Only a con man this seasoned could sell debt slavery as the American Dream!— one balloon payment away from eternity and he'll throw in the Ginsu knives!
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Folks, step right up to Trump’s 50-year mortgage: pay till you die, and the bank still gets the house. It’s like serfdom, but with closing costs.
Only a con man this seasoned could sell debt slavery as the American Dream!— one balloon payment away from eternity and he'll throw in the Ginsu knives!
Only a con man this seasoned could sell debt slavery as the American Dream!— one balloon payment away from eternity and he'll throw in the Ginsu knives!
Imagine, if you will, a gilded cage—spacious, opulent, yet insatiable. Inside, a voracious man with ten fortunes claws for an eleventh, not from need, but from FEAR: yes, fear that someone, somewhere, might have more.
Welcome to America, Trump 2.0, where greed isn’t a sin—it’s a campaign platform.
Welcome to America, Trump 2.0, where greed isn’t a sin—it’s a campaign platform.
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Imagine, if you will, a gilded cage—spacious, opulent, yet insatiable. Inside, a voracious man with ten fortunes claws for an eleventh, not from need, but from FEAR: yes, fear that someone, somewhere, might have more.
Welcome to America, Trump 2.0, where greed isn’t a sin—it’s a campaign platform.
Welcome to America, Trump 2.0, where greed isn’t a sin—it’s a campaign platform.
Marine One, where duty meets indignity. A loyal Marine braces behind the Commander-in-Cheeks, executing the “Tush Push” as His Flatulence himself wheezes skyward—powered by equal parts ego, gas, and national embarrassment.
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Marine One, where duty meets indignity. A loyal Marine braces behind the Commander-in-Cheeks, executing the “Tush Push” as His Flatulence himself wheezes skyward—powered by equal parts ego, gas, and national embarrassment.
Enter Donald J Trump, aka- "The Teflon Don"—bulletproof, impeach-proof, felony-flecked—is spiraling toward an Icarus moment, wings scorched by Epstein’s ghost.
The narrative’s slipping, the scapegoats dwindling.
Could it be... accountability at last? Or just another rerun from Hell’s syndicate?
The narrative’s slipping, the scapegoats dwindling.
Could it be... accountability at last? Or just another rerun from Hell’s syndicate?
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Enter Donald J Trump, aka- "The Teflon Don"—bulletproof, impeach-proof, felony-flecked—is spiraling toward an Icarus moment, wings scorched by Epstein’s ghost.
The narrative’s slipping, the scapegoats dwindling.
Could it be... accountability at last? Or just another rerun from Hell’s syndicate?
The narrative’s slipping, the scapegoats dwindling.
Could it be... accountability at last? Or just another rerun from Hell’s syndicate?
Tonight’s horror feature: “The Phantom of Wall Street.” starring Bill Ackman, corporate drama queen, trembling in his penthouse, as he watches democracy rise from the dead. Mamdani wins, and suddenly the billionaire prophet of profit is up late ghostwriting Trump’s next rant about socialism in SoHo.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Tonight’s horror feature: “The Phantom of Wall Street.” starring Bill Ackman, corporate drama queen, trembling in his penthouse, as he watches democracy rise from the dead. Mamdani wins, and suddenly the billionaire prophet of profit is up late ghostwriting Trump’s next rant about socialism in SoHo.
Meet "Don" Trump, capo of the MAGA crime family.
Truth? Sleeps with the fishes. Enforcers? How about 1500 freed insurrectionists! Disloyalty? You take a trip… under the bus. His message? An offer you can’t refuse- even if it's a lie.
Musk may have more money, but Don? He owns the attention racket!
Truth? Sleeps with the fishes. Enforcers? How about 1500 freed insurrectionists! Disloyalty? You take a trip… under the bus. His message? An offer you can’t refuse- even if it's a lie.
Musk may have more money, but Don? He owns the attention racket!
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Meet "Don" Trump, capo of the MAGA crime family.
Truth? Sleeps with the fishes. Enforcers? How about 1500 freed insurrectionists! Disloyalty? You take a trip… under the bus. His message? An offer you can’t refuse- even if it's a lie.
Musk may have more money, but Don? He owns the attention racket!
Truth? Sleeps with the fishes. Enforcers? How about 1500 freed insurrectionists! Disloyalty? You take a trip… under the bus. His message? An offer you can’t refuse- even if it's a lie.
Musk may have more money, but Don? He owns the attention racket!
It's not that America doesn't have the capacity to feed the poor...it's that it will never have enough to satiate the rich.
Welcome to the Oligarchy that is our new reality...
Welcome to the Oligarchy that is our new reality...
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It's not that America doesn't have the capacity to feed the poor...it's that it will never have enough to satiate the rich.
Welcome to the Oligarchy that is our new reality...
Welcome to the Oligarchy that is our new reality...
Meet MAGA Sam, about to learn fascism’s cruel lesson: it devours its own.
At first, the punishments are not for the faithful but for “them.” Then come the job losses, the silenced voices,the disappearances, the shrinking freedoms—until the beast he fed turns,hungry still, and finds Sam on the menu.
At first, the punishments are not for the faithful but for “them.” Then come the job losses, the silenced voices,the disappearances, the shrinking freedoms—until the beast he fed turns,hungry still, and finds Sam on the menu.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Meet MAGA Sam, about to learn fascism’s cruel lesson: it devours its own.
At first, the punishments are not for the faithful but for “them.” Then come the job losses, the silenced voices,the disappearances, the shrinking freedoms—until the beast he fed turns,hungry still, and finds Sam on the menu.
At first, the punishments are not for the faithful but for “them.” Then come the job losses, the silenced voices,the disappearances, the shrinking freedoms—until the beast he fed turns,hungry still, and finds Sam on the menu.
Imagine,if you will: Laura Loomer—Trump’s Botoxed Rasputin, hissing conspiracies, frothing hatred, and basking in her delusion of power.
A carnival ghoul in dark robes, as welcome as a flesh eating virus at a family picnic, proving that extremism not only survives—it gets facelifts.
Happy Halloween
A carnival ghoul in dark robes, as welcome as a flesh eating virus at a family picnic, proving that extremism not only survives—it gets facelifts.
Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Imagine,if you will: Laura Loomer—Trump’s Botoxed Rasputin, hissing conspiracies, frothing hatred, and basking in her delusion of power.
A carnival ghoul in dark robes, as welcome as a flesh eating virus at a family picnic, proving that extremism not only survives—it gets facelifts.
Happy Halloween
A carnival ghoul in dark robes, as welcome as a flesh eating virus at a family picnic, proving that extremism not only survives—it gets facelifts.
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween- from that cheap Nosferatu knock-off, Stephen Miller...🎃👻👽
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Happy Halloween- from that cheap Nosferatu knock-off, Stephen Miller...🎃👻👽
A Public Service Message to all entering MAGA territory about adjusting your clocks...
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A Public Service Message to all entering MAGA territory about adjusting your clocks...
There's nothing like putting Trump in an unfamiliar position - on the defensive.
The more he denies, the more ridiculous he looks...and the more free publicity Doug Ford gets. You can't buy this kind of exposure. And the more he protests, the more Reagan's entire speech gets played. Genius!
The more he denies, the more ridiculous he looks...and the more free publicity Doug Ford gets. You can't buy this kind of exposure. And the more he protests, the more Reagan's entire speech gets played. Genius!
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
There's nothing like putting Trump in an unfamiliar position - on the defensive.
The more he denies, the more ridiculous he looks...and the more free publicity Doug Ford gets. You can't buy this kind of exposure. And the more he protests, the more Reagan's entire speech gets played. Genius!
The more he denies, the more ridiculous he looks...and the more free publicity Doug Ford gets. You can't buy this kind of exposure. And the more he protests, the more Reagan's entire speech gets played. Genius!
Trump's fuel? Attention. Trump's Kryptonite? Accountability. So tie every lie, grift, and broken promise back to him- not to "politics as usual" or "Trump will be Trump", but to him. The man who ran on “only I can fix it” and has spent every waking moment breaking things—and blaming someone else.
October 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Trump's fuel? Attention. Trump's Kryptonite? Accountability. So tie every lie, grift, and broken promise back to him- not to "politics as usual" or "Trump will be Trump", but to him. The man who ran on “only I can fix it” and has spent every waking moment breaking things—and blaming someone else.
To all MAGAs:
It was never about the price of eggs...rather it's all about the fact that Trump validates your prejudices and hatred...
"I'm just one of the guys, like you!" His mantra...
Simply put- he hates who you hate...
And in a fascist world of "us vs them", you are now becoming the "them"!
It was never about the price of eggs...rather it's all about the fact that Trump validates your prejudices and hatred...
"I'm just one of the guys, like you!" His mantra...
Simply put- he hates who you hate...
And in a fascist world of "us vs them", you are now becoming the "them"!
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
To all MAGAs:
It was never about the price of eggs...rather it's all about the fact that Trump validates your prejudices and hatred...
"I'm just one of the guys, like you!" His mantra...
Simply put- he hates who you hate...
And in a fascist world of "us vs them", you are now becoming the "them"!
It was never about the price of eggs...rather it's all about the fact that Trump validates your prejudices and hatred...
"I'm just one of the guys, like you!" His mantra...
Simply put- he hates who you hate...
And in a fascist world of "us vs them", you are now becoming the "them"!
OMG, you gotta love this. California (Newsome) and Ontario (Ford), the two largest economies in their respective countries team up in a friendly World Series wager that's also thinly veiled poke in DJTs eye. So funny. Gotta love these guys...video on YouTube.
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
OMG, you gotta love this. California (Newsome) and Ontario (Ford), the two largest economies in their respective countries team up in a friendly World Series wager that's also thinly veiled poke in DJTs eye. So funny. Gotta love these guys...video on YouTube.
This free publicity exposing the "emperor has no clothes" when it comes to the devastating effects of tariffs, looks like a stroke of marketing genius by Ontario premier Doug Ford.
Trump's batshit denial, is worth way more than Ford's $75M ad campaign in red states. Way to go, Doug!
Trump's batshit denial, is worth way more than Ford's $75M ad campaign in red states. Way to go, Doug!
October 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This free publicity exposing the "emperor has no clothes" when it comes to the devastating effects of tariffs, looks like a stroke of marketing genius by Ontario premier Doug Ford.
Trump's batshit denial, is worth way more than Ford's $75M ad campaign in red states. Way to go, Doug!
Trump's batshit denial, is worth way more than Ford's $75M ad campaign in red states. Way to go, Doug!
As you know, I'm a huge fan of Rod Serling, and this to me, in Rod's own words, says it all...
October 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
As you know, I'm a huge fan of Rod Serling, and this to me, in Rod's own words, says it all...
Tonight’s episode: “The Wrecking Ball King.” Watch as Trump trades allies for autocrats, bankrupts the middle class with magic tariffs, and razes the White House to erect a golden shrine to himself- because nothing says “America First” like ego over ashes. Democracy dies, but the chandeliers? Super!
October 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Tonight’s episode: “The Wrecking Ball King.” Watch as Trump trades allies for autocrats, bankrupts the middle class with magic tariffs, and razes the White House to erect a golden shrine to himself- because nothing says “America First” like ego over ashes. Democracy dies, but the chandeliers? Super!
“I didn’t vote for this,” they cry—shocked their hate had a return address. Crops rot, their neighbors vanish, rights evaporate like dew at dawn. But the signs were there: gulags in the blueprint, jackboots in the foyer. He said he’d be dictator for a day. They just missed the fine print: every day
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“I didn’t vote for this,” they cry—shocked their hate had a return address. Crops rot, their neighbors vanish, rights evaporate like dew at dawn. But the signs were there: gulags in the blueprint, jackboots in the foyer. He said he’d be dictator for a day. They just missed the fine print: every day
Here we are- Idiocracy meets 1984. Napoleon the pig rebooted as President Camacho, spray-tanned and slogan-stuffed, ruling the barnyard via reality TV. Democracy’s sequel now streams in 4K—brought to you by fear, stupidity, and the letter "T" . Welcome to the dystopian world that is Trump 2.0.
October 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Here we are- Idiocracy meets 1984. Napoleon the pig rebooted as President Camacho, spray-tanned and slogan-stuffed, ruling the barnyard via reality TV. Democracy’s sequel now streams in 4K—brought to you by fear, stupidity, and the letter "T" . Welcome to the dystopian world that is Trump 2.0.
So what's next? Brawndo coming out of the Whitehouse sprinklers? How about a Costco entrance to the West Wing complete with Carl's Jr burger dispensing machines. Oh and while we're at it let's add recliner toilets for the VIPs and complementary tickets to the movie "Ass"- just a giant butt farting.
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
So what's next? Brawndo coming out of the Whitehouse sprinklers? How about a Costco entrance to the West Wing complete with Carl's Jr burger dispensing machines. Oh and while we're at it let's add recliner toilets for the VIPs and complementary tickets to the movie "Ass"- just a giant butt farting.
The forces of authoritarianism are mighty, but history shows no despot- no matter how delusional, survives an awakened people. The power isn’t in Mar-a-Lago, the Supreme Court, or the billionaire class—it’s in the streets, town halls, workplaces, and the hearts of those who refuse to bow to a king.
October 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The forces of authoritarianism are mighty, but history shows no despot- no matter how delusional, survives an awakened people. The power isn’t in Mar-a-Lago, the Supreme Court, or the billionaire class—it’s in the streets, town halls, workplaces, and the hearts of those who refuse to bow to a king.
A democracy teeters on life support as an orange tyrant fiddles like Nero to the sound of jackboots. It will not be saved by backroom strategists in smoke filled rooms, or pollsters or writers of stern letters of concern but by the actions of "we the people" who refuse to let it die!
No More Kings!
No More Kings!
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A democracy teeters on life support as an orange tyrant fiddles like Nero to the sound of jackboots. It will not be saved by backroom strategists in smoke filled rooms, or pollsters or writers of stern letters of concern but by the actions of "we the people" who refuse to let it die!
No More Kings!
No More Kings!