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Rented the Texas Chainsaw Massacre last night. Think I got an Epstein files instead
#releasetheepsteinfilesnow #releasethefiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#releasetheepsteinfilesnow #releasethefiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
January 19, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Rented the Texas Chainsaw Massacre last night. Think I got an Epstein files instead
#releasetheepsteinfilesnow #releasethefiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#releasetheepsteinfilesnow #releasethefiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
If you ever wonder how Large Marge passed for 36, just remember in the same decade this physical education instructor was 39 yro. 💅
January 19, 2026 at 11:32 AM
If you ever wonder how Large Marge passed for 36, just remember in the same decade this physical education instructor was 39 yro. 💅
In a brave and stunning selfless move, Charles Lee Ray has offered to transfer his soul to D*nald T*ump. The President gladly accepted.
January 17, 2026 at 5:28 PM
In a brave and stunning selfless move, Charles Lee Ray has offered to transfer his soul to D*nald T*ump. The President gladly accepted.
We are only 8 days into the year and the ballroom hasn't been completed!
"PLEASE SELECT THE ITEMS TO BUILD THE BALLROOM" January 8, 2026 Edition
USING THE MOUSE CLICK THE ITEM AND DRAG IT ACROSS THE SCREEN AND DROP IT ON THE PROPER SPACE TO HELP THE OLD MAN WITH THE DWINDLES COMPLETE THE BALLROOM
"PLEASE SELECT THE ITEMS TO BUILD THE BALLROOM" January 8, 2026 Edition
USING THE MOUSE CLICK THE ITEM AND DRAG IT ACROSS THE SCREEN AND DROP IT ON THE PROPER SPACE TO HELP THE OLD MAN WITH THE DWINDLES COMPLETE THE BALLROOM
January 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
We are only 8 days into the year and the ballroom hasn't been completed!
"PLEASE SELECT THE ITEMS TO BUILD THE BALLROOM" January 8, 2026 Edition
USING THE MOUSE CLICK THE ITEM AND DRAG IT ACROSS THE SCREEN AND DROP IT ON THE PROPER SPACE TO HELP THE OLD MAN WITH THE DWINDLES COMPLETE THE BALLROOM
"PLEASE SELECT THE ITEMS TO BUILD THE BALLROOM" January 8, 2026 Edition
USING THE MOUSE CLICK THE ITEM AND DRAG IT ACROSS THE SCREEN AND DROP IT ON THE PROPER SPACE TO HELP THE OLD MAN WITH THE DWINDLES COMPLETE THE BALLROOM
Looking at 34th and Portland Minneapolis on Google Earth and I discovered something across the street I did not expect.
#minneapolisshooting
#minneapolisshooting
January 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Looking at 34th and Portland Minneapolis on Google Earth and I discovered something across the street I did not expect.
#minneapolisshooting
#minneapolisshooting
Well what do you know? We made it to the final calendar day of 2025.
The new millennium turns 25 tomorrow. We confirmed life existed on Mars, how Jupiter is actually structured, and I had on helluva year. Drug addiction, disability, four surgeries, and fought it all.
#NewYears
The new millennium turns 25 tomorrow. We confirmed life existed on Mars, how Jupiter is actually structured, and I had on helluva year. Drug addiction, disability, four surgeries, and fought it all.
#NewYears
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Well what do you know? We made it to the final calendar day of 2025.
The new millennium turns 25 tomorrow. We confirmed life existed on Mars, how Jupiter is actually structured, and I had on helluva year. Drug addiction, disability, four surgeries, and fought it all.
#NewYears
The new millennium turns 25 tomorrow. We confirmed life existed on Mars, how Jupiter is actually structured, and I had on helluva year. Drug addiction, disability, four surgeries, and fought it all.
#NewYears
I wrote a very extensive review and breakdown of the penultimate 80's Christmas film, since it's a collection of short skits all woven together with yuletide cheer. #letterboxd below in comments.
December 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I wrote a very extensive review and breakdown of the penultimate 80's Christmas film, since it's a collection of short skits all woven together with yuletide cheer. #letterboxd below in comments.
Remember on this day, December 25, nine companions set out from Rivendell for the fires of Mt Doom.
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Remember on this day, December 25, nine companions set out from Rivendell for the fires of Mt Doom.
Kinda a d*ck move Elrond didn't include Arwen at the council.
December 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Kinda a d*ck move Elrond didn't include Arwen at the council.
On the 12th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Russell Crowe as another exorcist!
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
On the 12th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Russell Crowe as another exorcist!
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
On the 11th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eleven messiahs of evil!
"Searching for her father, a woman finds herself in a seaside town under the influence of an undead cult!"
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
"Searching for her father, a woman finds herself in a seaside town under the influence of an undead cult!"
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
On the 11th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eleven messiahs of evil!
"Searching for her father, a woman finds herself in a seaside town under the influence of an undead cult!"
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
"Searching for her father, a woman finds herself in a seaside town under the influence of an undead cult!"
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
"I make the redactions, then I release the files! No wait! I release the files-- then I make the redactions!"
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"I make the redactions, then I release the files! No wait! I release the files-- then I make the redactions!"
I go, "No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know--"
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I go, "No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know--"
The Last Jedi is now eight years old. That means it is now old enough to be sold to the highest bidder at Mar-a-Lago.
December 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Last Jedi is now eight years old. That means it is now old enough to be sold to the highest bidder at Mar-a-Lago.
On the 8th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me: The Exorcist II The Heretic!
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
December 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
On the 8th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me: The Exorcist II The Heretic!
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
As a member of the #HorrorCommunity I am devastated to learn the Kennedy Center is being renamed. For year it was to honor this former president.
December 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
As a member of the #HorrorCommunity I am devastated to learn the Kennedy Center is being renamed. For year it was to honor this former president.
Alright #HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam I need to add more holiday horror. What have you got?
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Alright #HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam I need to add more holiday horror. What have you got?
On the 7th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Seven deadly signs!
The Seventh Sign (1988) starring Demi Moore (One Crazy Summer).
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
The Seventh Sign (1988) starring Demi Moore (One Crazy Summer).
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
On the 7th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Seven deadly signs!
The Seventh Sign (1988) starring Demi Moore (One Crazy Summer).
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
The Seventh Sign (1988) starring Demi Moore (One Crazy Summer).
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six devils raining! 😈 🌧
A satanic cultist is burnt alive by a local church and vows revenge from beyond the grave!
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
A satanic cultist is burnt alive by a local church and vows revenge from beyond the grave!
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
December 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six devils raining! 😈 🌧
A satanic cultist is burnt alive by a local church and vows revenge from beyond the grave!
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
A satanic cultist is burnt alive by a local church and vows revenge from beyond the grave!
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: The Pope's Exorcist!
The sleeper hit of 2023 brings a moped riding RC to battle demons! Available on @fuboTV
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
The sleeper hit of 2023 brings a moped riding RC to battle demons! Available on @fuboTV
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: The Pope's Exorcist!
The sleeper hit of 2023 brings a moped riding RC to battle demons! Available on @fuboTV
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
The sleeper hit of 2023 brings a moped riding RC to battle demons! Available on @fuboTV
#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
2026 is gonna be a great year
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
2026 is gonna be a great year
Today is #transgenderdayofremembrance when we stop and reflect on the lives lived and lost, and those who have yet to transition.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Today is #transgenderdayofremembrance when we stop and reflect on the lives lived and lost, and those who have yet to transition.
Vance to his late bud's widow
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Vance to his late bud's widow