Bash Molotov, Gold Medal in Sleigh-Towing
@vang4rdpartyanimal.bsky.social
Bash/29/REINDEER/StageTech/Commie/Part-time writer/Full-time esoteric&scrunkly critter. Icon by @GarfofFinland
If found pls return to @lazinchi.bsky.social ❤️
If found pls return to @lazinchi.bsky.social ❤️
Ooo I like him
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ooo I like him
December 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I think I need evidence,’photographic if possible
December 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I think I need evidence,’photographic if possible
“If you fail this class you may very well consider your academic career ‘cooked’. ‘Mincemeat’ even.” He doesn’t elaborate on what he means by this
December 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“If you fail this class you may very well consider your academic career ‘cooked’. ‘Mincemeat’ even.” He doesn’t elaborate on what he means by this
Nvm, I’m fine, just needed to throw on a harness and tow some heavy things with my colossal frame
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December 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Nvm, I’m fine, just needed to throw on a harness and tow some heavy things with my colossal frame
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I know what episode you mean and uh… yeah…
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I know what episode you mean and uh… yeah…
Dreamy…
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Dreamy…
Well, every good training regimen always starts with some warm up stretches
*twists you up into a balloon animal*
*twists you up into a balloon animal*
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Well, every good training regimen always starts with some warm up stretches
*twists you up into a balloon animal*
*twists you up into a balloon animal*
Gonna put a whole chocolate bar there
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Gonna put a whole chocolate bar there
Yay!!!Soon we’ll be able to balance treats on your snout while you beg for them!
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Yay!!!Soon we’ll be able to balance treats on your snout while you beg for them!
Pls do this it would be so slay/hot
May I suggest clown/jester for April and stereotypical flamey femboy for June
May I suggest clown/jester for April and stereotypical flamey femboy for June
December 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Pls do this it would be so slay/hot
May I suggest clown/jester for April and stereotypical flamey femboy for June
May I suggest clown/jester for April and stereotypical flamey femboy for June
Kinda guy where after leaving said bar all My friends go “omg that creep was all over you… wait, you weren’t into that were you?”
“What? No, definitely not haha 👀 “
“What? No, definitely not haha 👀 “
December 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Kinda guy where after leaving said bar all My friends go “omg that creep was all over you… wait, you weren’t into that were you?”
“What? No, definitely not haha 👀 “
“What? No, definitely not haha 👀 “
Oh I need him to get uncomfortably close to me at the gay pub
December 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Oh I need him to get uncomfortably close to me at the gay pub
Especially in regards to any hypno/tf combo like yes I would love to be a Kobold servant for a big mean dragon because having scales and a tail would fucking rip, lemme get out of this meat suit PUHLEAAASE
December 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Especially in regards to any hypno/tf combo like yes I would love to be a Kobold servant for a big mean dragon because having scales and a tail would fucking rip, lemme get out of this meat suit PUHLEAAASE
December 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This is DEFINITELY not an invitation for guys to encourage me to get even bigger absolutely not why would you think that haha 👀
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is DEFINITELY not an invitation for guys to encourage me to get even bigger absolutely not why would you think that haha 👀