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I am 30 or 40 years old and do not need this.
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Oops! Someone gave me the Death Note.
A hand holding up a black cover with the title “Death Note”
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Zohran-style sign reading “honk shoo for mimimimi”
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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That’s my boy!
Graph of current electoral results showing Mamdani with 51.5% of the votes.
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Logging on from outside of New York to check Mamdani’s progress like:
“Are ya winning, son?” meme (a stick figure wearing a hat and smoking a cigar standing at the threshold of a doorway)
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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They’re an Easter egg in Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves!
Screenshot from DnD movie showing our main character looking at a group of people dressed suspiciously like the characters from the animated series.
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Welcome to Bluesky!
Screen grab of Trent Reznor speaking into a microphone: “We’re here to have a bad time.” Which, honestly, describes the entire internet and perhaps the current moment in general. (;_;)
October 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Ukiyo-e print of a man holding an umbrella.
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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“You look like you’re sweating.“
“Well, it’s hot.”
“Or you’ve been running. Tourists don’t run.”
“But I’m not running.”
Screen grab from Andor season 1 showing Cassian being lifted and pinned to the wall by a giant droid.
October 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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I went on vacation where the majority of properties were used as Chinese investments. Almost no one was there. It was very eerie. My husband kept saying how it would make a great set for a zombie movie.
A desolate plaza. A cavernous and entirely empty underground parking garage.
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Picture: A strange snake-worm? thing with its mouth open, head craned toward the sky. Text: bakersnail100: habby worm boy is yell at sky purveyoroflimes: why scream madsciences : he is challenging the gods
October 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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I went to the gym.
October 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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I’m already struggling so why did I have to go and lose my debit card?
A more-than-partially sunken boat with the ironic name of “No Worries.” Fully represents my mental and emotional state.
October 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Grumpy faced cat with one of its hind legs in the air making it look like a doofus. (Not my cat or photo)
September 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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(Screen grab from Rick and Morty) An instagram-style post of a girl posing in front of her grandmother’s casket. The caption reads YAAAAASsica ♥️ Bye Grandma! #NanaLyfe #YOLO #instagrandma.
September 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Article from 2023 with a picture of Charlie Kirk orating on stage somewhere. The headline reads “Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths ‘Unfortunately’ Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment”.
September 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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The current US government:
Screen grab from Insane Clown Posse music video shown a confused looking man in clown makeup inquiring “fuckin magnets how do they work”
September 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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World of Horror (amazing video game - check it out!) ms-paint style affliction card reading “TUMMY HURT” depicting two hands rubbing a stomach.
September 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Absolute fucking dummies
“It’s hard to be angry, because it’s not just me,” he said. “For all the promises of a good economy — and maybe people were thinking, ‘we’ll sacrifice some culture war things for this good economy that’s going to come from this administration.’ It doesn’t seem like that’s happening.”
September 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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My desire to post more frequently on Bluesky vs. my desire to never be perceived.
Adorable wide-eyed cat with a slightly angled head looking at the photographer. (Brown Sugar Ddang) Same cat as before, with squinted eyes, partially hiding behind a couch.
August 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Tumblr post from ellierenae on July 17: eldritch horrors can’t scare me because everything’s beyond my comprehension.
June 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Hope they use the correct flag in their celebrations.
A white flag against a blue sky because the confederacy were a bunch of losers.
April 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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“Hi honey, I’m home.”
Jaden Smith wearing a black castle hat.
April 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Asshole older sibling: “stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.”
@whitehouse on twitter: DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED
April 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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@milesofgray.bsky.social saw this shirt and thought of you: Everything’s Computer
Black and green t-shirt with an anime-style image of a girl in front of a terminal screen and keyboard with a caption reading “everything’s computer” in English and Japanese.
April 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls: “Only a game designed by nerds would have “charisma” as a fantasy power.”
February 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM