RETRO
vandagyre.bsky.social
RETRO
@vandagyre.bsky.social
THEY / THEM
my name is "RETRO"
i am a marionette and i like to complain & be annoying online.
i like digital pets & pokemon
(part of a system)
MAKE SHIT PEOPLE HATE BUT YOU ENJOY thats the only way to do art properly
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Keep thinking about this term "pre-digested" that Kojima used to describe art that's instantly gratifying. And how it's better when people grow to love something instead.

I've gravitated, as player and designer, toward the latter, but that term "pre-digested" is new and feels very strong.
December 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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🏝️
September 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
*holding an invalid item* *starts running when you notice the tiles around me are turning into grass and water*
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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town fair
December 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Soon... persnaps
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
i need. the varwolf drawn so badddd . sobad
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
neopets is fun but idk how to make it morefun
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
ugh of course transparency isnt conserved
December 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
RETRO GET IPAD
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
WRAGHHH *kaiju stomping through social media*
September 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i just hate the idea of everything i say being out in the open for everyone on earth to get to comment on. thats not why im here. i am here to look at images and talk to SPECIFIC PEOPLE. not the peanut gallery. the peanut gallery can [removed for TOS violation] for all i care.
September 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
WHEN will this website let me have a private account. i hate online so much. at least make it Genuinely Difficult to view my content. it doesnt even have to be 100%. you can pull shit up with an API if you feel spicy. just. let me HIDE MY POSTS FROM VIEW from people i DONT ALLOW to follow me
September 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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My Stupid and Gay Puzzle
September 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Ermine figurine, porcelain, vintage. ZIK Konakovo, USSR, 1974-1991. Author is Sh. Shukvani.
September 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
*CHEERING AND WHOOPING* GIVE IT UP FOR HELVETICA MAN
September 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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latex poses day 11
looks like someone got a new squeaky friend to play with :3c
September 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
sprints toward you with unclear intent
September 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
we had a solid four decades of "the computer only does exactly what you tell it to do" and now it sure doesn't. it sure does not fucking do that anymore .
September 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i got gemini to clear off the text/card elements before realising this image already likely exists outside of the tcg....... well at least its nice to see
September 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
raichu is so cute i cant stand it. my best friend raichu...
September 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
qwen is pretty good at removing the text from pokemon tcg cards! this is very impressive to me!!!!
September 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
cool charts from unicode dot org
www.unicode.org/L2/L2024/242...
September 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
good morning party people i want to post evil content today
September 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
One william years
September 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM