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🐝thee agnes de buffle🐝
@vanadiumzest.bsky.social
🍋we’re still in a pandemic🍋eugenics leads to fascism🍋LC/ME/MCAS/lupus/endo🍋still with her🍋OG khive🍋shame fascists out of society. yes, all of them, even the ones to whom you’re related🍋
my dog, nasturtium plum, is named after the fake name and address uncle fred gives when arrested at the dog races (and wodehouse himself; he went by plum)

queenie turnip winter is named after the parlor maid in “the mating season” and horrific germanic starvation (she was a stray for 7 years)
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
i am extremely thankful that i won the trust and love of this tiny queen. she’s progressed from being terrified of all touch to putting her paws on me for comfort as she sleeps. happy thanksgiving, everyone #thanksgiving #dogsofbluesky #chihuahuasofbluesky
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i have a very rare chihuahua bat who lives in my home #dogsofbluesky #chihuahuasofbluesky
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
queenie turnip winter, who was a stray for her first 7 years, was terrified of all humans and had absolutely no idea how to be a beloved pet or even drink out of a water bowl, requires that i give her a little kiss as i say, “you’re all done.” she literally won’t move from the spot without her kiss😂
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
yes! my dogs are trained to stop next to the table in the entry way that contains the usual bowl for keys, N95s, etc as well as dog wipes, a towel for when they’re extra wet, and a furminator. they know not to go any further until their leashes are removed and they get wiped down and brushed
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
nasturtium plum’s spay was delayed due to the pandemic backlog, and her first heat hit on the dot of her 6 month birthday. we had to have the talk, “there’s a time in a young pup’s life when her body changes and new things that are confusing happen.”

here’s hoping you guys get through it alright
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
queenie turnip winter (the former starving stray who was terrified of all humans) has really adjusted to being a beloved pet and milks it for all it’s worth. she’s perhaps a mite spoiled😂😂😂
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i make my dogs’ food for them (i’m a fucking lifelong vegan, and buy and cook ground beef just for these spoiled pups) and the one who lived outside as a stray for her first 7 years STILL requires a treat sprinkled on top of her homemade goddamn human-grade food. i can’t with them
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
queenie said, fuck this pillow. it’s interfering with my cozy #dogsofbluesky #chihuahuasofbluesky
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
queenie turnip winter wants everyone to know that she thinks you’re doing a wonderful job. she’s very proud of your hard work #dogsofbluesky #chihuahuasofbluesky
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i sure do. it was verified and counted on wednesday
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
don’t celebrate when war criminals finally, belatedly die: hope that they’re merely paving the way for other evil criminals to kick the bucket soon🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
you guys, look how impressively long this little pup is

queenie turnip winter, queen of cozy, reigns supreme🎃👑🎃👑🎃 #dogsofbluesky #chihuahuasofbluesky
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
it sure looks like it

if you want to make sure, i did a doggy DNA test i bought off chewy to confirm her breed when nasturtium plum was a puppy. that’s how i learned she’s a chihuahua/border collie (!!!!) mix. and she’s definitely mostly border collie personality in a chihuahua body
October 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
October 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
queenie turnip winter, top paw model #dogsofbluesky #chihuahuasofbluesky
October 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
my cat, ernestine justice shacklekitten, knocked a life boat off of the endurance

this is appropriate for so many reasons
October 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
nasturtium plum was her own light on our blustery seattle walk this morning. she enjoyed it immensely as well
October 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
queenie turnip winter energy
October 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
good work, andrew lownie
October 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
queenie turnip winter with double paws resting on my arm: “is this affection? am i showing affection?”

(she was a stray for her first 7 years. it’s all new to her. she’s trying her best and doing amazingly)
October 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
right???

what’s funny is that my own cat, ernestine justice shacklekitten the three-legged wondercat, just came up and started swatting at me because i was petting her insufficiently, being too excited over gov ferguson’s glee at cuddling willow biden😂😂😂
October 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
right? she’s cute as fuck. even the friendly neighborhood drug dealers think so
October 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
here’s an example of the texts you get about the progress of your ballot. it’s fabulous and super easy to vote in each and every election!
September 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
September 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM