Van Alan
@van-alan.bsky.social
Bruins outsider. Zero Fs given. Twitter personality in exile. Producer of OneVanArmy w/ @jwirb.bsky.social and Snack. Recurring character @shortshiftpod.bsky.social. Has a day job.
“Riots! Violence! Chaos!” Yet the only evidence the right ever has is videos of ICE agents beating people up.
February 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Riots! Violence! Chaos!” Yet the only evidence the right ever has is videos of ICE agents beating people up.
Two dudes who’s beards are doing heroic work hiding those chins, which are bother super embarrassing for different reasons.
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Two dudes who’s beards are doing heroic work hiding those chins, which are bother super embarrassing for different reasons.
And they want you to believe it was some random staffer who is just up in the middle of the night scrolling through internet memes. Nah man it’s Trump on the toilet.
February 7, 2026 at 3:21 PM
And they want you to believe it was some random staffer who is just up in the middle of the night scrolling through internet memes. Nah man it’s Trump on the toilet.
The argument is “we actually did this under Obama. Yeah we got a lot of pushback and plenty of ppl hated it, but we actually did the thing people say they want - focused on deporting criminals while being lenient and providing a pathway to citizenship to those who deserve it (which is most ppl)”
February 7, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The argument is “we actually did this under Obama. Yeah we got a lot of pushback and plenty of ppl hated it, but we actually did the thing people say they want - focused on deporting criminals while being lenient and providing a pathway to citizenship to those who deserve it (which is most ppl)”
The argument “this empty land where nobody lives should count more than this super densely populated urban area where tons of people live and produces 91% of the state’s GDP” is honestly exhausting. It already happens in the Senate guys. Take the W and be happy.
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
The argument “this empty land where nobody lives should count more than this super densely populated urban area where tons of people live and produces 91% of the state’s GDP” is honestly exhausting. It already happens in the Senate guys. Take the W and be happy.
There’s actually 350M people, so it’s even less. It’s the equivalent of saying “we project nothing”
February 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
There’s actually 350M people, so it’s even less. It’s the equivalent of saying “we project nothing”
Just “the most” racist thing he’s seen, implying that there have been several others.
February 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Just “the most” racist thing he’s seen, implying that there have been several others.
QQ - what is proof of citizenship? A passport? Well what if mine’s expired? It takes like 6-months to get a new one.
February 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
QQ - what is proof of citizenship? A passport? Well what if mine’s expired? It takes like 6-months to get a new one.
Uh I am one of the American people and I can’t if the President and his DNI are conspiring to rig the elections.
February 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Uh I am one of the American people and I can’t if the President and his DNI are conspiring to rig the elections.
Well the other thing - a LOT of people who aren't already in the cult have either left Twitter or they're on their to like follow sports but they don't trust it at all.
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Well the other thing - a LOT of people who aren't already in the cult have either left Twitter or they're on their to like follow sports but they don't trust it at all.
Just work harder Boxer. We promise we won't send you to the knackers when you inevitably collapse.
February 6, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Just work harder Boxer. We promise we won't send you to the knackers when you inevitably collapse.
Honestly an important word here is "most", because by saying it's "the most racist thing" you are acknowledging that there have been a TON of other racist things that you've just conveniently ignored.
February 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Honestly an important word here is "most", because by saying it's "the most racist thing" you are acknowledging that there have been a TON of other racist things that you've just conveniently ignored.
If "I just wanted at $50K check" was a person.
February 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
If "I just wanted at $50K check" was a person.
How the actual fuck do you vote yes on a guy who answers these questions like that?
February 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
How the actual fuck do you vote yes on a guy who answers these questions like that?
DOPS treats Panthers hits like Republican Senators treat Trump's tweets. It's just one long "I didn't see it".
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
DOPS treats Panthers hits like Republican Senators treat Trump's tweets. It's just one long "I didn't see it".
"Put the concentration camp somewhere else" - The GOP
February 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
"Put the concentration camp somewhere else" - The GOP
The right will find some way to tell you that this is all ok
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
The right will find some way to tell you that this is all ok
They keep feeding us this bull shit about how they’re going after dangerous criminals when what they’re actually doing is attacking the most vulnerable, marginalized people in the country.
February 5, 2026 at 1:31 PM
They keep feeding us this bull shit about how they’re going after dangerous criminals when what they’re actually doing is attacking the most vulnerable, marginalized people in the country.
We're so fucked man. They're gonna refuse to seat any democrats who win, seat their opponents instead, create a fake super majority, repeal the 22nd amendment, and we're getting Trump for the rest of his miserable life.
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
We're so fucked man. They're gonna refuse to seat any democrats who win, seat their opponents instead, create a fake super majority, repeal the 22nd amendment, and we're getting Trump for the rest of his miserable life.
Oh really? Oh nvm that's ok then. I mean Renee Good WAS on her kids school board, where they discussed anti ICE activity and Alex Pretti did kick a car tail light a few weeks earlier, so maybe it's a good thing they murdered them.
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Oh really? Oh nvm that's ok then. I mean Renee Good WAS on her kids school board, where they discussed anti ICE activity and Alex Pretti did kick a car tail light a few weeks earlier, so maybe it's a good thing they murdered them.