Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody)
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"Who are you?
Me? Nobody?"
Me? Nobody?"
Pinned
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"Who are you?
Me?
Nobody?
Literate Vampirc Portrayal of Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca.
Penned by: #Devilishcro
Me?
Nobody?
Literate Vampirc Portrayal of Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca.
Penned by: #Devilishcro
Reposted by Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody)
⸻ " 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 . "
♔ Writer of #𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐𝕽𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓.
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♔ TV Series Lover.
♔ Coffee Addict.
♔ Editor.
♔ Artist.
♔ 21+ Only.
♔ #Multifandom.
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♔ Book Reader.
♔ TV Series Lover.
♔ Coffee Addict.
♔ Editor.
♔ Artist.
♔ 21+ Only.
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October 11, 2024 at 1:12 AM
⸻ " 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 . "
♔ Writer of #𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐𝕽𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓.
♔ Book Reader.
♔ TV Series Lover.
♔ Coffee Addict.
♔ Editor.
♔ Artist.
♔ 21+ Only.
♔ #Multifandom.
♔ Writer of #𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐𝕽𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓.
♔ Book Reader.
♔ TV Series Lover.
♔ Coffee Addict.
♔ Editor.
♔ Artist.
♔ 21+ Only.
♔ #Multifandom.
Harold! Yes it has, I remember you were teaching this vampire about ice skating.
February 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Harold! Yes it has, I remember you were teaching this vampire about ice skating.
"Who are you?
Me?
Nobody?
Literate Vampirc Portrayal of Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca.
Penned by: #Devilishcro
Me?
Nobody?
Literate Vampirc Portrayal of Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca.
Penned by: #Devilishcro
a man with a mustache sits at a table in an orange uniform
Alt: a man with a mustache sits at a table in an orange uniform
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:07 AM
"Who are you?
Me?
Nobody?
Literate Vampirc Portrayal of Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca.
Penned by: #Devilishcro
Me?
Nobody?
Literate Vampirc Portrayal of Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca.
Penned by: #Devilishcro
Reposted by Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody)
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⠀ 𝐑 𝐎 𝐂 𝐊 𝐒 𝐓 𝐀 𝐑 .
𝓑𝑶𝑾𝑰𝑬 𝓛𝑨𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑯𝑬
head vampire. band frontman.
era flexible. mature themes.
crossover friendly.
& 𝐊 𝐈 𝐋 𝐋 𝐄 𝐑 .
⠀
⠀ 𝐑 𝐎 𝐂 𝐊 𝐒 𝐓 𝐀 𝐑 .
𝓑𝑶𝑾𝑰𝑬 𝓛𝑨𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑯𝑬
head vampire. band frontman.
era flexible. mature themes.
crossover friendly.
& 𝐊 𝐈 𝐋 𝐋 𝐄 𝐑 .
⠀
October 25, 2024 at 6:04 PM
⠀
⠀ 𝐑 𝐎 𝐂 𝐊 𝐒 𝐓 𝐀 𝐑 .
𝓑𝑶𝑾𝑰𝑬 𝓛𝑨𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑯𝑬
head vampire. band frontman.
era flexible. mature themes.
crossover friendly.
& 𝐊 𝐈 𝐋 𝐋 𝐄 𝐑 .
⠀
⠀ 𝐑 𝐎 𝐂 𝐊 𝐒 𝐓 𝐀 𝐑 .
𝓑𝑶𝑾𝑰𝑬 𝓛𝑨𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑯𝑬
head vampire. band frontman.
era flexible. mature themes.
crossover friendly.
& 𝐊 𝐈 𝐋 𝐋 𝐄 𝐑 .
⠀
Reposted by Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody)
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᭄᭡ 𝓬𝐚͟𝐥͟𝐥͟𝐞͟𝐝͟ ͟𝐡͟𝐞͟𝐫 𝓵𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥 . 𝓈𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝖺 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗒
𝒻𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖻𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇 lace.⠀⠀⠀ ┈─ ೀ
᭄᭡ 𝓬𝐚͟𝐥͟𝐥͟𝐞͟𝐝͟ ͟𝐡͟𝐞͟𝐫 𝓵𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥 . 𝓈𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝖺 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗒
𝒻𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖻𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇 lace.⠀⠀⠀ ┈─ ೀ
March 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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᭄᭡ 𝓬𝐚͟𝐥͟𝐥͟𝐞͟𝐝͟ ͟𝐡͟𝐞͟𝐫 𝓵𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥 . 𝓈𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝖺 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗒
𝒻𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖻𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇 lace.⠀⠀⠀ ┈─ ೀ
᭄᭡ 𝓬𝐚͟𝐥͟𝐥͟𝐞͟𝐝͟ ͟𝐡͟𝐞͟𝐫 𝓵𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥 . 𝓈𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝖺 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗒
𝒻𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖻𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇 lace.⠀⠀⠀ ┈─ ೀ
Reposted by Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody)
﹙ † ﹚𝐓𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝐈𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴
𝙼𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝐀𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙸𝐒
𝙰͟𝙻͟𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙰͟𝙳͟𝚈͟ ͟ ͟𝙸͟𝙽͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙳͟𝙴͟ ͟ ͟𝚈͟𝙾͟𝚄͟ ..
ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᴺᴼᵂ ᴼᴺ , ᵂᴱ ᶜᴴᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺᴳᴱ ᴴᴵᴹ
── 𝐁 𝐀 𝐑 𝐍 𝐄 𝐒 .
𝙼𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝐀𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙸𝐒
𝙰͟𝙻͟𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙰͟𝙳͟𝚈͟ ͟ ͟𝙸͟𝙽͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙳͟𝙴͟ ͟ ͟𝚈͟𝙾͟𝚄͟ ..
ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᴺᴼᵂ ᴼᴺ , ᵂᴱ ᶜᴴᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺᴳᴱ ᴴᴵᴹ
── 𝐁 𝐀 𝐑 𝐍 𝐄 𝐒 .
February 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
﹙ † ﹚𝐓𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝐈𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴
𝙼𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝐀𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙸𝐒
𝙰͟𝙻͟𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙰͟𝙳͟𝚈͟ ͟ ͟𝙸͟𝙽͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙳͟𝙴͟ ͟ ͟𝚈͟𝙾͟𝚄͟ ..
ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᴺᴼᵂ ᴼᴺ , ᵂᴱ ᶜᴴᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺᴳᴱ ᴴᴵᴹ
── 𝐁 𝐀 𝐑 𝐍 𝐄 𝐒 .
𝙼𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝐀𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙸𝐒
𝙰͟𝙻͟𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙰͟𝙳͟𝚈͟ ͟ ͟𝙸͟𝙽͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙳͟𝙴͟ ͟ ͟𝚈͟𝙾͟𝚄͟ ..
ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᴺᴼᵂ ᴼᴺ , ᵂᴱ ᶜᴴᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺᴳᴱ ᴴᴵᴹ
── 𝐁 𝐀 𝐑 𝐍 𝐄 𝐒 .
Reposted by Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody)
...𝙄'𝙢 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨.
🐺 Dr. Oliver Wolf 🐺
-Neurologist @ Bronx General Hospital
- Luddite extraordinaire
- Living life w/prosopagnosia
-Preshipped
It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ♡
🐺 Dr. Oliver Wolf 🐺
-Neurologist @ Bronx General Hospital
- Luddite extraordinaire
- Living life w/prosopagnosia
-Preshipped
It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ♡
November 26, 2024 at 10:19 PM
...𝙄'𝙢 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨.
🐺 Dr. Oliver Wolf 🐺
-Neurologist @ Bronx General Hospital
- Luddite extraordinaire
- Living life w/prosopagnosia
-Preshipped
It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ♡
🐺 Dr. Oliver Wolf 🐺
-Neurologist @ Bronx General Hospital
- Luddite extraordinaire
- Living life w/prosopagnosia
-Preshipped
It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ♡
Reposted by Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody)
- I'm a 785 year old vampire
- OOC vampire
- Bi / female lean
- Any fandom
- Detailed and Literate
- Mirrored responses
- 25 + RP only
- MDNI
- DM's are for plotting only
- NO DM RP's No Exceptions
- OOC vampire
- Bi / female lean
- Any fandom
- Detailed and Literate
- Mirrored responses
- 25 + RP only
- MDNI
- DM's are for plotting only
- NO DM RP's No Exceptions
November 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
- I'm a 785 year old vampire
- OOC vampire
- Bi / female lean
- Any fandom
- Detailed and Literate
- Mirrored responses
- 25 + RP only
- MDNI
- DM's are for plotting only
- NO DM RP's No Exceptions
- OOC vampire
- Bi / female lean
- Any fandom
- Detailed and Literate
- Mirrored responses
- 25 + RP only
- MDNI
- DM's are for plotting only
- NO DM RP's No Exceptions
Reposted by Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody)
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𓋜 ᵀᴴᴱ ᔆᴵˣᵀᴵᴱᔆ ᔆᵀᴬᴿᴸᴱᵀ ˖ ◜
𓋜 ᵀᴴᴱ ᔆᴵˣᵀᴵᴱᔆ ᔆᵀᴬᴿᴸᴱᵀ ˖ ◜
October 17, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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𓋜 ᵀᴴᴱ ᔆᴵˣᵀᴵᴱᔆ ᔆᵀᴬᴿᴸᴱᵀ ˖ ◜
𓋜 ᵀᴴᴱ ᔆᴵˣᵀᴵᴱᔆ ᔆᵀᴬᴿᴸᴱᵀ ˖ ◜