Vamp Dracula King
@vampdraculaking.bsky.social
Artist and degenerate
The sweet sweet embrace of the caffeine jitters
January 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The sweet sweet embrace of the caffeine jitters
I am a human on this site, not a robot. If you prick me do I not bleed . . . Oh no, that's a lot of blood, it's not stopping, please help. No, don't walk away, I need a bandage, pleeeaaase!!!
December 31, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I am a human on this site, not a robot. If you prick me do I not bleed . . . Oh no, that's a lot of blood, it's not stopping, please help. No, don't walk away, I need a bandage, pleeeaaase!!!
Who's the hardest philosopher to find?
Heraclitus
Heraclitus
December 29, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Who's the hardest philosopher to find?
Heraclitus
Heraclitus
I think about this poem way more than I should
December 23, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I think about this poem way more than I should
Here's a bunch of keyboards that threaten to give me an aneurism
December 20, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Here's a bunch of keyboards that threaten to give me an aneurism
Preparing myself for our new tech bro overlords
December 20, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Preparing myself for our new tech bro overlords
I'm getting too competitive about reading, like I've finished 11 novels this year and that amount is a lot to people who don't read much / have a life, but I know there are real bookish competitors that can crush double that easily, and I'm jealous.
December 18, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I'm getting too competitive about reading, like I've finished 11 novels this year and that amount is a lot to people who don't read much / have a life, but I know there are real bookish competitors that can crush double that easily, and I'm jealous.
Just finished the children of dune
December 14, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Just finished the children of dune
You open up your socials and you see an old video of yourself with your loved ones but there is a weird pig face filter on and slowly you realize that you don't know these people and there is no filter, you have just scrolled through the scary door
December 14, 2024 at 4:02 AM
You open up your socials and you see an old video of yourself with your loved ones but there is a weird pig face filter on and slowly you realize that you don't know these people and there is no filter, you have just scrolled through the scary door
‘No one should have to be fighting cancer and insurance at the same time’ www.cnn.com/2024/12/12/b...
‘No one should have to be fighting cancer and insurance at the same time’ | CNN Business
Instead of being able to calmly focus on her chemotherapy treatment, Arete Tsoukalas had to spend hours on the phone arguing with her insurer while receiving infusions in the hospital.
www.cnn.com
December 12, 2024 at 2:24 PM
‘No one should have to be fighting cancer and insurance at the same time’ www.cnn.com/2024/12/12/b...
So I watched the Mononoke movie on Netflix in one sitting
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is screaming with his mouth wide open .
ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is screaming with his mouth wide open .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2024 at 5:52 AM
So I watched the Mononoke movie on Netflix in one sitting
The real reason I didn't set off the bomb in megaton was just because I hated the children of atom. You just barely escape a weird little vault and the first thing I hear is how great it was that the bombs fell and it would be awesome if that one went off too, yeah no you little freaks can fuck off.
December 8, 2024 at 3:36 AM
The real reason I didn't set off the bomb in megaton was just because I hated the children of atom. You just barely escape a weird little vault and the first thing I hear is how great it was that the bombs fell and it would be awesome if that one went off too, yeah no you little freaks can fuck off.
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Casually texting tiananmen square to all my homies to stop the Chinese hackers from reading the group chats
a man wearing a wig and a tony talks shirt is holding a cell phone
ALT: a man wearing a wig and a tony talks shirt is holding a cell phone
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Casually texting tiananmen square to all my homies to stop the Chinese hackers from reading the group chats
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Amid an unprecedented cyberattack on telecommunications companies such as AT&T and Verizon, U.S. officials have recommended that Americans use encrypted messaging apps to ensure their communications stay hidden from foreign hackers.
www-nbcnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.nbcn...
www-nbcnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.nbcn...
U.S. officials urge Americans to use encrypted apps amid cyberattack
FBI and CISA officials said it was impossible to predict when the telecommunications companies would be fully safe from interlopers.
www-nbcnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org
December 5, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Amid an unprecedented cyberattack on telecommunications companies such as AT&T and Verizon, U.S. officials have recommended that Americans use encrypted messaging apps to ensure their communications stay hidden from foreign hackers.
www-nbcnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.nbcn...
www-nbcnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.nbcn...
It warms my heart knowing humanity has always been filled with freaky Lil goblins
November 27, 2024 at 1:39 AM
It warms my heart knowing humanity has always been filled with freaky Lil goblins
Never ask for the special
November 26, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Never ask for the special
Just trying to fall asleep at 2am and what do I hear but the plaintive moos of an errant cow in the distance, almost most concerning this close to town. One can only hope the China shop is secured and insured for such an occasion.
November 26, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Just trying to fall asleep at 2am and what do I hear but the plaintive moos of an errant cow in the distance, almost most concerning this close to town. One can only hope the China shop is secured and insured for such an occasion.
It's like Amazon is trying to tell me to get my act together
November 25, 2024 at 4:38 PM
It's like Amazon is trying to tell me to get my act together