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Lana 🏳️‍⚧️🦋
@valyssa.bsky.social
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29 years old. Glitch hunting, speedrunning, bouldering and learning Japanese
https://www.twitch.tv/valyssa
https://www.instagram.com/valyssa0/
https://www.patreon.com/valyssa
My comfy server: https://discord.gg/EHKZUUs
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The illusion of free choice
A Youtube app screenshot with an ad with the buttons "Watch" and "Watch now"
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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For BSG Plus 2026 I'll be running in the Silksong Relay race and also doing F-Zero GX story mode!
Since Switch 2 NSO version still has the same stick sensitivity issues last I heard, I'll be running on the GOAT console instead
A picture of a Wii U with a Gamecube controller. In the reflection of the glossy console you can see the main menu of F-Zero GX
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I got a beautiful tattoo this week, together with my mom 🥰 I really love how it turned out and I'm so happy to share this with her!
Artist is vechnaya_tattoo on Instagram
A picture of a tattoo on my thigh with 2 blue Morpho butterflies followed with decorative black lines behind them that are in a heart shape The same tattoo also on the upper arm of my mom
November 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Like which asshole thought this was good design? Was it a mistake? It even still has a dark bar at the top so the logo and stuff are darker than they should be
Youtube app taking over the entire screen
October 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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It's less tiny now!
A Pokemon trainer next to a shiny Sylveon jumping into the air
October 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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I found this tiny creature!!!
Picture of a shiny Eevee and a trainer looking shocked
October 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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A picture of Adabat from Sonic Unleashed
October 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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My car broke
October 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Well, it's time to say goodbye to the owl. Platform has been heading in a terrible direction for a while and I can't support that any longer (even though I never paid anyway lol)
Just wanted to hit this milestone. I'm moving on to better learning tools ✌️
1000 day Duolingo streak
October 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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This is incredible, we bought that just today. Got high hopes now
A collection of games including PenPen on Dreamcast
August 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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It's a start haha. Fun game though (this is RTA since I couldn't get the autosplitter and load timer removal to work)
July 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Finally cleared KH2 critical level 1 for the first time!
The battle report that shows up at the end of a Kingdom Hearts 2 playthrough with some stats. It's in Japanese so here's some translations: Game level: Critical mode Jiminy's Journal completion: 82% Gummy ship route completion: 11% Party members healed: 106 times Saved by Mickey: 16 times Most used drive form: Wisdom Form 50 times Anti-form activated: 8 times Most used summon: Chicken Little 45 times Save file menu showing a crown by save file 3, indicating completion of the story. The file is at level 1 with 8467 munny and 46:38 hours of playtime
July 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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I got it!!! Full odds because this is a new playthrough. This bean is gonna beat the entire game with me
A shiny Furret that just evolved from Sentret A selfie of my character in Pokemon Scarlet holding out her hand to show the shiny Furret sleeping
June 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Mood
A picture of the Pokemon Ogerpon with a fairly neutral look on its face but still looking cute
June 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Holding Furret gives me life
A sleeping Furret plushie
June 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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We kinda underestimated how tall our new fridge would be lmao it's beeeeg
A tall black fridge with a Zelda fanart poster and a lot of magnets including characters from Metal Gear Solid
June 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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After 7 long years, I just set my first PB again. A small one to start, but it feels damn good to be back!
A screenshot of the Fzerocentral leaderboards showing my last update was on 2018-05-20 18:41:45 A screenshot of Fzerocentral leaderboards showing that my times were last updated on 2025-06-14 18:26 (US time I guess)
June 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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It's here!!! My Phob :3 it plays so well. Perfect stick and cut down shoulder button springs are gonna be amazing for this game
A black Smash Bros style GameCube controller in front of a monitor playing F-Zero GX
June 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Here they are in motion
June 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Cooked up some custom machines. Happy pride month!
4 custom F-Zero machines in F-Zero GX based on the trans, lesbian, non-binary and asexual flags
June 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Our current Dreamcast game collection :)
A Japanese copy of Blue Stinger for Dreamcast and an English copy of Blue Stinger for Dreamcast
June 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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The release date of the Switch 2 draws near. On Thursday I will be picking it up as soon as I get my pickup code. I'll transfer my Switch 1 stuff and then get a stream going. So expect this to be around noon EU time. I intend to check out Mario Kart World and also play F-Zero GX on NSO. Maybe also pop in a Switch 1 game to see how it runs. I'm really excited and I hope to have the energy to make it somewhat of a lengthy stream, though I don't wanna overdo it and will call it quits if I have to
June 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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And the answer is:
A TV showing the boot up screen of MoHo aka Ball Breakers in the US
May 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Got an absolutely sick haul today at a retro games market
A picture of a bunch of PS2 games, Gameboy (Advance) games, a Dreamcast and Blue Stinger
May 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM