Lew Edwardson
@valtamtech.bsky.social
Used to care, and still do.
You had me at “BREAKING: Mike Johnson”
December 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You had me at “BREAKING: Mike Johnson”
Machine gun lips with an empty magazine…
December 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Machine gun lips with an empty magazine…
Usually his enablers wait until he turns on them and kicks them aside before they tell the truth. She’s ahead of the game.
December 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Usually his enablers wait until he turns on them and kicks them aside before they tell the truth. She’s ahead of the game.
Sparky is at the vet’s. Again…
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Sparky is at the vet’s. Again…
“I wanted teeth!”
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
“I wanted teeth!”
Brothel fits because of style and Trump‘s involvement. Not so sure about the “high-end“ part.
December 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Brothel fits because of style and Trump‘s involvement. Not so sure about the “high-end“ part.
The problem here is not that Trump repeats misleading information that frequently comes out early in the chaos of a mass shooting or major incident, but that he is involved at all at this stage.
December 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The problem here is not that Trump repeats misleading information that frequently comes out early in the chaos of a mass shooting or major incident, but that he is involved at all at this stage.
Same pro that did his ear bandage…
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Same pro that did his ear bandage…
“I’ll never forgive you for this.”
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“I’ll never forgive you for this.”
The total number of people incarcerated in Venezuela is about 67,000. To release millions into the U.S. Venezuela would have had to release every prisoner ever jailed every year for the last 30 years.
Not one reporter or any of the stooges arrayed behind him dares mention it. Disgraceful enablers.
Not one reporter or any of the stooges arrayed behind him dares mention it. Disgraceful enablers.
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The total number of people incarcerated in Venezuela is about 67,000. To release millions into the U.S. Venezuela would have had to release every prisoner ever jailed every year for the last 30 years.
Not one reporter or any of the stooges arrayed behind him dares mention it. Disgraceful enablers.
Not one reporter or any of the stooges arrayed behind him dares mention it. Disgraceful enablers.
Don’t forget “this side up” sticker.
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Don’t forget “this side up” sticker.
Santa’s reindeer will be Christmas dinner.
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Santa’s reindeer will be Christmas dinner.
“You’re late. The stampede’s over.”
December 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“You’re late. The stampede’s over.”
Kinda like if there was a vote for President tomorrow…
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Kinda like if there was a vote for President tomorrow…
Something is turning America into a shithole and it isn’t the Somalis...
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Something is turning America into a shithole and it isn’t the Somalis...
The dormouse said, feed your head…
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The dormouse said, feed your head…
What, no borscht?
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
What, no borscht?
Yes. And probably more than we’ll ever know.
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Yes. And probably more than we’ll ever know.
The fostering and catering has been done by Americans. Don’t blame the Russians for Trump’s depravity, although they do find him a useful idiot. As Mr. Sykes says, Trump has made no secret of it for decades. And Americans put him in office. Twice.
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The fostering and catering has been done by Americans. Don’t blame the Russians for Trump’s depravity, although they do find him a useful idiot. As Mr. Sykes says, Trump has made no secret of it for decades. And Americans put him in office. Twice.
“Can you recommend a good moisturizer?”
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“Can you recommend a good moisturizer?”
“Every trafficker we kill is affiliated with a Designated Terrorist Organization.”
In that case, Hegseth should be able to name the individuals he’s killed.
In that case, Hegseth should be able to name the individuals he’s killed.
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“Every trafficker we kill is affiliated with a Designated Terrorist Organization.”
In that case, Hegseth should be able to name the individuals he’s killed.
In that case, Hegseth should be able to name the individuals he’s killed.
“Bobby said that’s the turkey’s bum.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“Bobby said that’s the turkey’s bum.”
Traveling for dinner? No, as dinner.
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Traveling for dinner? No, as dinner.