Valkryir
valkryir.bsky.social
Valkryir
@valkryir.bsky.social
Narcoleptic Software Developer, sometimes streamer, sometimes game dev
twitch.tv/valkryir
she/her
Melbourne - Australia
I continue to despise the use of Discord as a support platform. If it's open source, unpaid or a mod or something sure ok fine but I won't like it.

If you're a company using discord as a primary support platform then you aren't a real company you are larping, even worse if it's a physical product
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
working on some refuelling mechanics for Stay In Your Lane

#gamedev
January 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM
im being very brave today and streaming some work on Stay In Your Lane to try and keep myself on task and not start scrolling tiktok the moment I run into the smallest hiccup
www.twitch.tv/valkryir

#gamedev
December 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Walking in to an almost empty gym only to get flashbanged by some bodybuilder practising his posing in his speedos in front of the mirrors 🤮
December 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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yes
March 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
can't wait to sit down and eat my lunch while watching the trailers from the game awards

*watches divinity*

nvm wasn't hungry anyway
December 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
meirl
December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
None of the social media bans sites have asked me to verify my age. Which is good, but I fear I have been officially designated as old
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Stay in Your Lane Update: now we have ✨insurance fraud✨
#gamedev
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Don't let it be said I never finish anything. Just most things. But not this thing.

I started sewing this rubber ducky pinafore in like 2023. I finished it today
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I suggested we do advent of code together for funsies, he wanted to use c and xcode
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Methodology
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
nooo aurora alert shows up the week i'm in Queensland, this is very sad
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The song "Stumbling In" has been on loop in the gym for the past half an hour I've been here. I'm going insane
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
oh shit oh fuck I accidentally stole someone else's car keys at the gym, I just grabbed the first set of hyuandai keys in front of me and walked home, only to realise my mistake as I tried to unlock the front door.

my keys were already in my gym bag
October 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
After a week of loosing my mind I've finally got some basic racing AI implemented for the NPC karts for Stay In Your Lane

with context steering to keep them following the track and avoiding obstacles and a "patience" value that will encourage them to overtake when stuck behind each other

#gamedev
October 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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I'm still thinking about this show two years later.
October 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Is it hubris to think I can prep and break a pb for a deadlift comp in less than 2 months? I haven't even deadlifted for like 4 months.

Someone's gotta come last, may as well be me 😎
October 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
So we'll all get a pin to celebrate the great #paxaus exodus right?
October 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
#paxaus got evacuated
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Current PAX mood: hiding away for 30mins to for quiet reading time
October 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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No one:

SysAdmins in Australia right now.

#AusPol
September 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Hip Thrusts are awkward enough as it is. Being forced to make eye contact with a mural of the hulk preparing to perform a pelvic exam while using the machine really doesn't help
September 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
my own models might be a bit rough at the moment so thank goodness for @kenney.nl assets to make everything else in the background look good in the meantime

#gamedev
September 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Fighting for my life for the entire 45mins of a reformer pilates class today omg. All of my heavy lifting in the gym means nothing to this medieval torture device.

And I can't wait for my next class
July 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM