Valet Parker * Las Vegas
@valetparker.bsky.social
An acquired taste. Very complicated. Delightfully shitty. Surprisingly nerdy and introverted.
💻 https://www.yourvegasvalet.com
💅🏻 https://thesnarkyseductress.com
📧 [email protected]
🎁 https://throne.com/valetparker
💸 Cashapp $ValetParker777
💻 https://www.yourvegasvalet.com
💅🏻 https://thesnarkyseductress.com
📧 [email protected]
🎁 https://throne.com/valetparker
💸 Cashapp $ValetParker777
@jakevig.bsky.social just stopped by to brighten your timeline…
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
@jakevig.bsky.social just stopped by to brighten your timeline…
Hiiiii, should I get some new frames like these and swap out the classic black frames???
October 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Hiiiii, should I get some new frames like these and swap out the classic black frames???
Study Finds Clients Have Best Experiences When They Follow Provider Directions, Scientists Shocked
In a groundbreaking discovery that has rocked the adult services industry, researchers have confirmed what providers have known for decades: clients who actually read a provider’s website
In a groundbreaking discovery that has rocked the adult services industry, researchers have confirmed what providers have known for decades: clients who actually read a provider’s website
October 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Study Finds Clients Have Best Experiences When They Follow Provider Directions, Scientists Shocked
In a groundbreaking discovery that has rocked the adult services industry, researchers have confirmed what providers have known for decades: clients who actually read a provider’s website
In a groundbreaking discovery that has rocked the adult services industry, researchers have confirmed what providers have known for decades: clients who actually read a provider’s website
@jakevig.bsky.social just leaving this here in case you ever need it.
October 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
@jakevig.bsky.social just leaving this here in case you ever need it.
Very demure, very mindful
If you want to see me this month you better get those booking forms in. Plan ahead as my dance card for the month is almost full……
If you want to see me this month you better get those booking forms in. Plan ahead as my dance card for the month is almost full……
October 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Very demure, very mindful
If you want to see me this month you better get those booking forms in. Plan ahead as my dance card for the month is almost full……
If you want to see me this month you better get those booking forms in. Plan ahead as my dance card for the month is almost full……
Fresh blowout and makeup free, besides the rose Vaseline on my lips 💕
I actually love being lazy and not wearing makeup.
I actually love being lazy and not wearing makeup.
September 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Fresh blowout and makeup free, besides the rose Vaseline on my lips 💕
I actually love being lazy and not wearing makeup.
I actually love being lazy and not wearing makeup.
@jakevig.bsky.social just wanted to spread some magically positive vibes. Enjoy.
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
@jakevig.bsky.social just wanted to spread some magically positive vibes. Enjoy.
Darlings, October and November are nearly full… and I’d hate for you to miss the chance to warm up with me while the nights turn colder. 🥀✨ Get those booking forms in, time with me is best enjoyed before it’s only a fantasy.
September 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Darlings, October and November are nearly full… and I’d hate for you to miss the chance to warm up with me while the nights turn colder. 🥀✨ Get those booking forms in, time with me is best enjoyed before it’s only a fantasy.
Resting bitch fave aesthetic
September 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Resting bitch fave aesthetic
Can’t wait for the Ren Faire………
September 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Can’t wait for the Ren Faire………
Kash Patel testifying before the Senate
September 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Kash Patel testifying before the Senate
The little moron filled out forms for me to get weight loss surgery in NYC….and brain dead redhead would be the type to know all about those websites.
September 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The little moron filled out forms for me to get weight loss surgery in NYC….and brain dead redhead would be the type to know all about those websites.
Not Rose Blaze signing me up for animalporn videos, wish I could say I was surprised but she’s obsessed.
September 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Not Rose Blaze signing me up for animalporn videos, wish I could say I was surprised but she’s obsessed.
Every time I get a weird booking request, I check her feed and—surprise, surprise—she’s mid-meltdown about me again. Coincidence? Please. At this point, she’s less my hater and more my unofficial press secretary.
August 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Every time I get a weird booking request, I check her feed and—surprise, surprise—she’s mid-meltdown about me again. Coincidence? Please. At this point, she’s less my hater and more my unofficial press secretary.
⚠️ Root access to me during DefCon & Black Hat is almost fully patched. If you’re hoping to penetrate my perimeter, better submit those booking requests now—before the firewall (and my dance card) closes. 💻💋
Here I am in all my glory, waking up from a 15 min power nap 3 hours later….
Here I am in all my glory, waking up from a 15 min power nap 3 hours later….
July 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
⚠️ Root access to me during DefCon & Black Hat is almost fully patched. If you’re hoping to penetrate my perimeter, better submit those booking requests now—before the firewall (and my dance card) closes. 💻💋
Here I am in all my glory, waking up from a 15 min power nap 3 hours later….
Here I am in all my glory, waking up from a 15 min power nap 3 hours later….
@jakevig.bsky.social just stopping by to grace your timeline with this gem.
June 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
@jakevig.bsky.social just stopping by to grace your timeline with this gem.
Should I cut bangs???
June 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Should I cut bangs???
Still alive, still hot, just stupid busy.
Sorry my page is giving “witness protection program” right now life & work have been a whirlwind .If you’ve been lurking & thinking about seeing me, this is your sign: get those forms in before August fills up. I’m not Amazon Prime, babe, plan ahead.
Sorry my page is giving “witness protection program” right now life & work have been a whirlwind .If you’ve been lurking & thinking about seeing me, this is your sign: get those forms in before August fills up. I’m not Amazon Prime, babe, plan ahead.
June 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Still alive, still hot, just stupid busy.
Sorry my page is giving “witness protection program” right now life & work have been a whirlwind .If you’ve been lurking & thinking about seeing me, this is your sign: get those forms in before August fills up. I’m not Amazon Prime, babe, plan ahead.
Sorry my page is giving “witness protection program” right now life & work have been a whirlwind .If you’ve been lurking & thinking about seeing me, this is your sign: get those forms in before August fills up. I’m not Amazon Prime, babe, plan ahead.
From the bottom of my heart
June 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
From the bottom of my heart
Me at my civvy job
May 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Me at my civvy job
Are you paying attention now?!
May 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Are you paying attention now?!
Not saying it’s because I’m half Irish, but last night the slots were acting like I kissed the Blarney Stone and rubbed a four-leaf clover between spins. Three payouts, one attitude: accidentally lucky and dramatically humble.
May 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Not saying it’s because I’m half Irish, but last night the slots were acting like I kissed the Blarney Stone and rubbed a four-leaf clover between spins. Three payouts, one attitude: accidentally lucky and dramatically humble.
Men in my DMs guessing I sleep in silk nighties or naked like some vintage Playboy fantasy—nah, babe. Just me in oversized thrifted men’s tees that scream ‘Get a Life.’ Literally. Try it sometime.
May 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Men in my DMs guessing I sleep in silk nighties or naked like some vintage Playboy fantasy—nah, babe. Just me in oversized thrifted men’s tees that scream ‘Get a Life.’ Literally. Try it sometime.