Valastrius
@valastrius.bsky.social
BRD specializing in ska and cackles, most often in the direction of Crumbling Muscovy.
one of many to come
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
one of many to come
Perfect score, you may not like it
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Perfect score, you may not like it
Goebbels, wiping his brow:
"we seem to have a bit of a Nazi problem in this Nazi Party I've made"
"we seem to have a bit of a Nazi problem in this Nazi Party I've made"
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Goebbels, wiping his brow:
"we seem to have a bit of a Nazi problem in this Nazi Party I've made"
"we seem to have a bit of a Nazi problem in this Nazi Party I've made"
Morale is too important in these times. Please do not ask questions and ignore my tweets about religion if it's too precious to you.
This is not a joke. Block me if needed.
This is not a joke. Block me if needed.
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Morale is too important in these times. Please do not ask questions and ignore my tweets about religion if it's too precious to you.
This is not a joke. Block me if needed.
This is not a joke. Block me if needed.
This is the one and only question St. Peter proffers before the Gates, and the one and only correct answer is this:
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This is the one and only question St. Peter proffers before the Gates, and the one and only correct answer is this:
Fuck it, let's make women 95-5% Dem, glorious harakiri banzai
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Fuck it, let's make women 95-5% Dem, glorious harakiri banzai
China 700 years ago and also now:
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
China 700 years ago and also now:
It's March Day, everyone.
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's March Day, everyone.
Holy shit we have a Cool Pope (TM) this is not a drill
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Holy shit we have a Cool Pope (TM) this is not a drill
Oh yeah, how's that much higher journalistic quality working out for them?
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Oh yeah, how's that much higher journalistic quality working out for them?
I see you're having a normal one coo coo
October 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I see you're having a normal one coo coo
I have never played a more intense game than this.
October 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I have never played a more intense game than this.
By all the prophets unto the very Last, I despise this so much.
October 25, 2025 at 8:36 AM
By all the prophets unto the very Last, I despise this so much.
I am an atheist and this is an abomination against Allah Himself and all His children.
October 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I am an atheist and this is an abomination against Allah Himself and all His children.
*stares directly into the camera*
October 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
*stares directly into the camera*
You think Japan's policies are bad but Japan is by far the sanest and put-together state in East Asia and the China crash of the 2030s is gonna fuck everyone up.
October 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
You think Japan's policies are bad but Japan is by far the sanest and put-together state in East Asia and the China crash of the 2030s is gonna fuck everyone up.
The cure and antidote is Sherman.
September 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The cure and antidote is Sherman.