Vagina Museum gift membership also doubles as a rude gesture if you want to imply that your uncle is a dusty old cunt. And maybe after a year of membership, he'll be transformed into a fierce, fanny-tastic eager beaver www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/member

yes, full communism now would also mean we could thrive, but if you can't get that done by 8th march could you please consider booking the museum so we can pay our bills. ta x

Venue hires come with access to our vibrant events space and our exhibition Menopause: What's Changed? as standard, and a bunch more as add ons.

So if you're currently planning your IWD programme, we'd love to welcome you inside. Drop us a line at [email protected] for more details.

UK family, you have until the 18th to order for pre-Christmas delivery. But if you're medium sized and want a limited edition Merry Clitmas jumper, probably best to order that now as we're nearly out of size M.

And the angel on top of the tree... A CLIT-MAS JUMPER! There are only 50 of these limited edition slouchy jumpers festooned with fannies in the world. And quite a few people already own one. So get a limited edition jumper now, before they're gone forever vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/...

Make that midwinter a little less bleak by staying toasty in a simply adorable (and very warm!) vulva beanie vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/...

We might not have frankincense and myrrh, but how about some gold? This necklace is a favourite in our fanny family, and we know some of your friends will love it too vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/...

You have no gift to bring, front-bum-a-front-bum? Sometimes people are difficult to buy for. Get them a gift card, and they can pick whatever they like. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/...

Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We all love a funny rude word. And coasters are exceptionally useful for protecting your coffee table. Combine them both, and look - slang coasters! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/...

Lo, we abhor not this cuddly womb. It's a plushie uterus! And the eggs are detachable and magnetic, which is really satisfying to play with. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/...

Gashing through the snow! Everyone loves a tea towel, and this tea towel with vulvas illustrated by Charlotte Willcox showcases how vulvas are like snowflakes: every one is unique. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/...

to be fair to her, back in march she posted about how she was glad that the museum was closing down, and the visibility of that caused thousands of people to donate out of spite

Serious reminder that all donations up to £10,000 are doubled by a kind charitable foundations. So that £69 is in fact doubled up to £138, which is a less funny number but is twice as nice!