It is so, so ugly, y'all.

If I had gams like those, I'd never not be in booty shorts

It's a ewe-dunit

I just googled and

"The team behind [...] Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis, have opened up on [...] the 1996 game's difficulty and instakills, acknowledging it will have to be adjusted for "modern player tastes."

Sounds like a skill issue to me.

Oh christ what now

They should turn the ballroom into a greenhouse.

You're gonna pave over the rose garden? Fine. Great. We'll just make a bigger one, and a veggie garden as well, in your precious ballroom.

I have so many childhood memories tied to the original run of this thing, though none of them related to playing it, as we had trouble getting into the game. Ironically, I think it was too difficult for us 10-year-olds to play "wacky" very well.

I do love any system with a "chutzpah" stat tho.

Just more Epstein files shit

Fired? They'll probably give him a promotion.

Oh, no — therapy's great. And vital.

But none of the childhood memories I've shared with my therapist have been good ones.

That's all I meant. Aiming more for memories that are nostalgic and wistful than "This is why I am why I am, doc."

I drove too many hours today and immediately jumped into prepping to run tonight's dnd game. My brain isn't doing the thing right now.

I MEANT FORMER. DAMMIT.

I feel like parenting boils down to: "When they're adults, will they recount these experiences to their friends/partners or to a therapist?"

You're squarely in the latter camp.

And she's the perfect age, too! Old enough not just to appreciate the book but to form solid memories about this, yet still young enough to not be "too cool" to be read to.

"Christmok Time"? Is that anything?

I am so in love with the thought of the core memory this will plant.

Sadly, yes. On the bright side: free cardio!

(That's what I tell myself about the extra 5,000 steps a day I take, retracing them)

Wait what's going on?