they gave me the choice of weekly or biweekly shots… working nights schedule that rotates, so weekly is probably gonna work better for me

smothered with goodness

remember that her erogenous zones start 5 miles from her body, not 4

you are a genius

I used to use this picture as mine… people are so weird about eyes

agreed!!

omfg these are great puns 🤣

I start them in January

genuinely thought for a moment that I must be allergic to the testing medium itself

apparently allergic to dogs and gerbils though

I’ve only ever had one dog and it was a ginormous poodle and they don’t shed fur and they produce minimal dander, so I didn’t know

I don’t spend extended amounts of time with dogs and we only have cats, so I never realized I was allergic

from the generation that brought you lawn darts

🥹

the animal part of the panel was only for 6 animals (rabbits, guinea pigs, gerbils, horses, cats, and dogs) and I’m genuinely amused that gerbils made the list

thank the gods that I’m not allergic to cats though!!

meal is too much for me to finish so it does end up being enough sauce for my purposes

I, on the other hand, match the furniture

plus hard to relax at all after you learn that if the heating element fails, you can get hypothermia

Mr Pibb + RedVines = crazy delicious

I think that counts as using a waterbed… and yeah, underwhelming for sure