lmao a LOT of you liked this train of thought huh

i see how it is. everyone wants to be friends with the giant cannibal because she's really good at trivia night, and then when she cannibalizes people get weird about it.

what gives??

sometimes a big, hungry monster who has fought to be seen as a girl... is deeply submissive. sometimes she might daydream about an assertive treat that forces themself down her eager throat praising what a good job her jaws, esophagus and stomach are doing. being called a good girl from within.

YEAH you get it PERFECTLY

lines that would make me feel way funnier if they were voiced by someone who wasn't the fuckin author guy, tbqh

........yandere endosoma-

look bruh i just need to be fucking huge and inhuman and to have the hands of the horniest enabler alive all over me

yes, i am a cute, marketable, pathetic little critter. but beware: this is not the first reality i have harvested and added to the roiling singularity within me. it shall certainly not be the last.

now put me down and stop trying to shove me in a dork-ass frilly dress!! or you'll be sorry!!! >:T

you can pick me up by the scruff like a suitcase and throw me around easily (I have willed myself to dampen my connection with gravity because if I didn't the world beneath our feet would collapse into my body)

you should pet me and give me treats and treat me like a little goober despite my horrifying world-ending power >:3

playful and affectionate and not very well trained. huge, friendly, cute, scary, alarmingly impulsive monster...