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Can’t believe the Freeso State Scarlet Bullgers are going to be in the Pac-12 next year. The travel is going to be horrible
December 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think it’s more likely they’ve convinced themselves the majority of Americans agree with them, and therefore they don’t need to try to be subtle.
December 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
At least he spells it like someone cursing the brand as they’re locked inside while it catches on fire
December 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If the Lions and Seahawks ever met in the playoffs, they’d discover new rules that only ~4 people left alive know how to interpret
December 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Clearly any conference that has a champ lose by 3-4 scores should just be banned from the playoffs forever.
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
“If I throw it hard enough, I bet I can just punch through that DB”
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
NO, FIELD GOALS ONLY
December 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’ll do a 1-year prove-it deal for only $5M fully-guaranteed. I won’t even be offended if they spend all of 2026 interviewing more coaches in case it doesn’t work out.

Can’t lose!
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Maybe instead of typing this shit, you could wash your hands for once
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
*slaps the hood of our coach* what’s it gonna take for you to drive this bad boy off the lot today?
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Unfortunately I agree
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
UW over Oregon wouldn’t hurt!
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Daniel Jones
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Just sent $100
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This smooth-brained chungus once decided that an entire caulk tube of floor adhesive seemed like a good snack. Cost $2500, but the vet did say he’d never seen a dog throw up a stomach-shaped chunk of cured glue before.
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s a good way to prevent your big green egg from drying out the outside too quickly. I’d also recommend injecting the turkey with butter, apple juice, or beer.
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I think “slop” in this context is just affordable, highly available dishes that are unique to a region.

Dick’s and Ivar’s are very good, but they are just local chains serving standard American.

The Seattle Dog and Teriyaki are a much better representation of “Seattle slop”. They are also bangers.
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
a man in a red and yellow jersey says hold up
ALT: a man in a red and yellow jersey says hold up
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“What other move is there?” - Michael Chen dds
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM