uwainium
@uwainium.gay
Software Dev | Artist | Tinkerer of Things | 🏳️⚧️ | Opinions are my own
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Sorry guys you can’t have food or doctors I have to buy Greenland cause it looks really big on this map
January 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Sorry guys you can’t have food or doctors I have to buy Greenland cause it looks really big on this map
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finally, we're living through precedented times
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
finally, we're living through precedented times
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January 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Thank you to all the performers who are canceling their events at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Thank you to all the performers who are canceling their events at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
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Everyone keeps calling the ram shortage Rammageddon...
DDRmageddon was RIGHT THERE...
Right there!
DDRmageddon was RIGHT THERE...
Right there!
a man is standing in front of a green door with the number 20 on it
Alt: Joey, from friends, storming out.
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Everyone keeps calling the ram shortage Rammageddon...
DDRmageddon was RIGHT THERE...
Right there!
DDRmageddon was RIGHT THERE...
Right there!
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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u know I am serious about a game when I start drawing blueprints
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
u know I am serious about a game when I start drawing blueprints
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Like sure you gotta travel 26 trillion miles and you’ll be hunted by chuds forever but hey. Free cat pussy
December 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Like sure you gotta travel 26 trillion miles and you’ll be hunted by chuds forever but hey. Free cat pussy
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Do you think getting a Na’vi avatar body is cheaper than getting bottom surgery and FFS. Like I bet if you were just like “yes sir general sir I need a female avatar body for uhhh guerrilla warfare reasons” you could get a free cat pussy and just sort of fuck off into the woods to do space peyote
December 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Do you think getting a Na’vi avatar body is cheaper than getting bottom surgery and FFS. Like I bet if you were just like “yes sir general sir I need a female avatar body for uhhh guerrilla warfare reasons” you could get a free cat pussy and just sort of fuck off into the woods to do space peyote
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Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.
WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps?
KAINE: I think that's premature
KAINE: I think that's premature
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.
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My parents’ house has the craziest water pressure I ever experienced. I just innocently blew a second bussy into myself using their fucking bidet. Ridiculous
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My parents’ house has the craziest water pressure I ever experienced. I just innocently blew a second bussy into myself using their fucking bidet. Ridiculous
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
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If you aren't off twitter yet you deserve it tbh
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If you aren't off twitter yet you deserve it tbh
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1978 JVC Video Capsule 3100R
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
1978 JVC Video Capsule 3100R
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Can I play Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 if I haven't played the first 32 games?
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Can I play Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 if I haven't played the first 32 games?
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