Also-- this was a pre-cooked, spiral cut ham. All they had to do was reheat it, maybe apply a glaze if they felt fancy. Apparently this could not be done without 36 hours in a crockpot.

I always conflate the "Ren and Stimpy" asshole with the "Earthworm Jim" asshole. Which is unfortunate, because Kricfalusi is so much worse than TenNapel.

Family in charge of the ham informs us they soaked it in gallons of marinade and cooked it in a crockpot for 36 hours. That... would explain why it is incredibly dry and bright purple, so we eat it. Everyone gets food poisoning. The purple was actually from 3+ years of frostbite damage.

I think I'd delete Vaporeon, if only to see which poor pokemon would take its place in the replacement cursed copypasta.

That quest felt more like a retcon to me-- I would totally believe Drifloon would carry off pets and small animals. You've also got Yamask, the ghost of a dead person holding a mask that looks like its face.

I think they'd use the CGI from the Cats movie for that extra cursed slightly-human vibe.

Even then, it was less "How much damage can they do?" and more "Hopefully I'm just over-reacting, and they will at least pretend to be subtle with their sweeping cruelty policies."

Doesn't quite look human enough. Maybe if I knew its opinions regarding thumb ownership?

Sellsword Arts has some great videos about reverse grip, and how it is always terrible no matter what type of weapon it is. They've got some great content if you can handle their high energy. (They lean heavily into 60 second reels.)

None birds, left pear tree. Got it.

Don't mind us, we gotta get you up to 69k followers somehow.

As someone who only looks at all of your comic strips at cell phone resolution, this is some real "look at how large Greenland really is" mercator projection hijinx.

The best part about this hint is that, once you realize techies and audience members could get on the set just as easily as cast and guest stars, this hint basically becomes "Chuck will only confirm that he DOES eat food" and honestly I love everything about this.