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Trump Administration Reportedly Approved National Guard Shooting Suspect’s Asylum Application: CNN
The suspect in the shooting of two National Guardsmen in D.C. reportedly had his asylum application approved by the Trump administration earlier this year.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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They don’t seem to grasp the concept that if the Trump regime is going after you, it means you’re doing something right, and it’ll just make you more popular with everyone who’s not insane.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
They don’t seem to grasp the concept that if the Trump regime is going after you, it means you’re doing something right, and it’ll just make you more popular with everyone who’s not insane.
What does “attempted to organize” mean? They drafted “assassination emails” and never sent them? They scheduled meetings and everyone was too busy? What?
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
What does “attempted to organize” mean? They drafted “assassination emails” and never sent them? They scheduled meetings and everyone was too busy? What?
That man bothers me in a way that’s persistent and mildly infuriating. He irks me.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
That man bothers me in a way that’s persistent and mildly infuriating. He irks me.
Based on entertainment value alone, I’m not necessarily opposed to Sidney Powell as AG. If we’re already in the absurdist era of politics, we might as well fully commit.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Based on entertainment value alone, I’m not necessarily opposed to Sidney Powell as AG. If we’re already in the absurdist era of politics, we might as well fully commit.
They may have medals and seen combat, but how many hours have they put in piloting a space shuttle on top of that?
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They may have medals and seen combat, but how many hours have they put in piloting a space shuttle on top of that?
My favorite grift was the Trump watch.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My favorite grift was the Trump watch.
They’re feeling insecure and spiraling a bit over people claiming Trump is gay for Zohran since he basically cosplayed him after they met.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
They’re feeling insecure and spiraling a bit over people claiming Trump is gay for Zohran since he basically cosplayed him after they met.
No Country for Old Men.
a man is smiling with the words if the rule you followed brought you to this
ALT: a man is smiling with the words if the rule you followed brought you to this
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November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
No Country for Old Men.
If AI goes, it’ll take the country with it, and I suspect the tech bros will sprint to Congress begging for a bailout claiming they’re “critical infrastructure,” or “too big to fail” which is just billionaire-speak for “make the peasants pay for our bad decisions.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If AI goes, it’ll take the country with it, and I suspect the tech bros will sprint to Congress begging for a bailout claiming they’re “critical infrastructure,” or “too big to fail” which is just billionaire-speak for “make the peasants pay for our bad decisions.”
The “many great legal scholars” in this context are actually just Stephen Miller.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The “many great legal scholars” in this context are actually just Stephen Miller.
It’s pretty generous of you to assume he remembers his statement from a couple of days ago. His brain hasn’t hit “save” in ages. He’s just free-styling his way through reality. When he sees AI videos of himself I bet he’s like, “Did I actually do that? I think maybe I did fly that jet”.
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It’s pretty generous of you to assume he remembers his statement from a couple of days ago. His brain hasn’t hit “save” in ages. He’s just free-styling his way through reality. When he sees AI videos of himself I bet he’s like, “Did I actually do that? I think maybe I did fly that jet”.
Trump can’t even name the wars he brags about stopping.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Trump can’t even name the wars he brags about stopping.
6. Add “MAGA Christian”, or “MAGA patriot” or some variation of the two to your bio for good measure.
7. If a lib is mopping the floor with you in an argument (which is tradition), immediately detonate the R-word like it’s a smoke bomb.
7. If a lib is mopping the floor with you in an argument (which is tradition), immediately detonate the R-word like it’s a smoke bomb.
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
6. Add “MAGA Christian”, or “MAGA patriot” or some variation of the two to your bio for good measure.
7. If a lib is mopping the floor with you in an argument (which is tradition), immediately detonate the R-word like it’s a smoke bomb.
7. If a lib is mopping the floor with you in an argument (which is tradition), immediately detonate the R-word like it’s a smoke bomb.
I’m not convinced they know any normal people. I half-expect them to talk about “the commoners” like birdwatchers talk about birds: “Ah, look, Howard! A flock of working-class people in their natural habitat - the grocery store! Notice how they use coupons and compare prices. Magnificent creatures”
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’m not convinced they know any normal people. I half-expect them to talk about “the commoners” like birdwatchers talk about birds: “Ah, look, Howard! A flock of working-class people in their natural habitat - the grocery store! Notice how they use coupons and compare prices. Magnificent creatures”
If Mamdani keeps meeting with him alone, we could totally get universal healthcare out of it. What’s hilarious is how Fox was promoting the meeting. They forgot that Trump is a sucker for handsome winners.
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If Mamdani keeps meeting with him alone, we could totally get universal healthcare out of it. What’s hilarious is how Fox was promoting the meeting. They forgot that Trump is a sucker for handsome winners.
These people are so weird. There’s something uniquely absurd about posing with a gun at your own wedding. Nothing says ‘’til death do us part’ quite like literally posing with the prop that can fast-track the schedule.
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
These people are so weird. There’s something uniquely absurd about posing with a gun at your own wedding. Nothing says ‘’til death do us part’ quite like literally posing with the prop that can fast-track the schedule.
I can’t wait to see where South Park goes with it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I can’t wait to see where South Park goes with it.
He looks like he did “Ctrl F” to find ‘Trump’ in the Epstein files, and 20000 hits came up.
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He looks like he did “Ctrl F” to find ‘Trump’ in the Epstein files, and 20000 hits came up.
Claiming people deserve death for saying unlawful orders shouldn’t be followed is basically the sequel to arresting people for being against fascism.
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Claiming people deserve death for saying unlawful orders shouldn’t be followed is basically the sequel to arresting people for being against fascism.
Why do they keep trotting out that question like it’s supposed to corner someone? If a Democrat is a pedophile, they belong in the same trash chute. There’s no special party loyalty discount for predators. This is not complicated.
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Why do they keep trotting out that question like it’s supposed to corner someone? If a Democrat is a pedophile, they belong in the same trash chute. There’s no special party loyalty discount for predators. This is not complicated.
“As long as the president is slinging names at you directly, it counts as integrity. It’s not disrespect, it’s just full-frontal transparency!”
She’ll be a soulless husk by the time she’s done with this job - a discarded mannequin.
She’ll be a soulless husk by the time she’s done with this job - a discarded mannequin.
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“As long as the president is slinging names at you directly, it counts as integrity. It’s not disrespect, it’s just full-frontal transparency!”
She’ll be a soulless husk by the time she’s done with this job - a discarded mannequin.
She’ll be a soulless husk by the time she’s done with this job - a discarded mannequin.
How does sending a billionaire money help with the impeachment?
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
How does sending a billionaire money help with the impeachment?
Of all the borders, the Mexican one is the one closest to their hearts. You’d think they’d know where it is.
As a country, WTF are we even doing?
As a country, WTF are we even doing?
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Of all the borders, the Mexican one is the one closest to their hearts. You’d think they’d know where it is.
As a country, WTF are we even doing?
As a country, WTF are we even doing?