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Nick
@uselessbard.bsky.social
D&D enthusiast, magic trash-builder, home brewer and art enjoyer! Hoping to find people again after being rid of the other place 🙃

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Woo, let’s start the process of adding my fursona(s) and OCs/adopts back into a place! Starting off with my snep-lion ‘sona, in both rainbow and regular flavor.
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Gator mating call
January 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Dozing off at the end of the movie, your bulky red panda daddy scoops you up and carries you up to bed in his strong, wide arms. He pulls back the sheets and begins carefully undressing you before climbing in and wrapping you both in covers, resting his thick meat snuggly between your soft cheeks.
January 20, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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It sure has been awkward since your dad started dating your old math teacher. Hearing your old man get railed by that silver fox every night has you pawing furiously, wishing it was you. Even in the mornings, he "forgets" to tie up his robe, flashing his swinging length that's been drilling your pa.
January 18, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Can't believe I haven't posted in 2026 yet 😈
January 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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🦌REINDEER NEW YEAR 3.5 is public! (4:23)

ty to all who funded this! Standard Quality is available on e621; download the High Quality version @ link in bio!

Rudolph - @tankxcodex.bsky.social
Blitzen - @kumaafterdarkva.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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I’m a man of my word. Enjoy 😼
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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Lion dads 3&4 are still looking for homes
January 18, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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It's not FCF anymore but I missed it, so here
Could use some help with this~
CW: irl dick
September 30, 2023 at 1:45 PM
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I got horny and felt like it, so happy late fat cock friday #fcf
November 19, 2023 at 3:32 AM
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Cute bullying
April 20, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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FREAK AT PROWL
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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that's right, bend over.
January 18, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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Dad and Son, experimenting 😏
May 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Dad needs a good boy’s hole for this pole 🤤😈
June 11, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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Teaching my boys how to fuck~
January 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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Even a Zipperdog gets to enjoy itself on Fat Cock Friday.

#fcf #irlnudes
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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✨deliriously✨ horny today ugh
January 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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this is so dumb
January 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Biiiiiig deer. @cometsans.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM