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night of the living eustace
@useless.justshootme.ca
new, but also old

see also: @eustace.justshootme.ca
Damming the flow, dammit.
September 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’m VERY disappointed that he’s not thanking anyone for their attention to this matter any longer.
September 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I haven’t seen my wife ALL DAY.

Although she IS working in the office today and not from home. 🤷🏾‍♂️
September 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
#Alt4You
[Originally posted by: @rexhuppke.bsky.social]
September 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
#Alt4You
[Originally posted by: @jayapal.house.gov]
September 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Just for the record: alt4me summons human volunteers, while alt-text dot bsky dot social is the bot that does ocr for text-only images. 👍🏾
September 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Mostly planned obsolescence. 🤷🏾‍♂️
September 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If you choose to try it, you may not be able to roll back if you don’t do it soon. Apple tends to stop signing their older operating systems pretty quickly after each new release to prevent users from downgrading.
September 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Cool. Thanks for the info!

I keep forgetting that not everyone is like me, living on the bleeding edge of iOS updates. 😂
September 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
So if you find a post that lives somewhere…anywhere in a thread, you tap the Share icon and select the “Start Of Thread” item. It’ll find the root post in that thread and open it up. Doesn’t matter whose post it is or how many posts separate them. 🤷🏾‍♂️
September 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It does??

Hey @baileytownsend.dev: question for you…does AT Toolbox require Apple Intelligence?
September 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Welp. This works, but not without AT Toolbox. 🤷🏾‍♂️

www.icloud.com/shortcuts/7e...
September 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Alice is EVERYWHERE. But mostly under eustace, not useless.
September 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Once I get confident enough, I’ll migrate eustace to the new PDS and useless will be a test account.

Right now I’m using this to make sure I did everything on my PDS configuration correctly. (So far, so good).
September 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hehehehe. It’s a homophone!

Also I’m running my own PDS and this account lives there. @eustace.justshootme.ca still lives on the BlueSky ecosystem.
September 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Yeah. That makes my eyes roll back in my head. And I’m SURE I’ve pissed people off myself with long-ass incoherence.
September 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Now that I think of it, it’d only run if you had the AT Toolbox app installed. 😢
September 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Probably not. Not this time. 😂
September 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’m thinking that I can PROBABLY do a shortcut that would kick you to a root skeet in a thread, but I’m not sure how it’d work with a repost or quote post (although I could MAYBE logic my way through it).
September 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
You’re not on iOS, by any chance, are you?
September 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
#Alt4You
[Originally posted by: @everylibrary.bsky.social]
September 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM