Keith Harris
@usefulnoise.bsky.social
Creeping socialist. Premature anti-rockist. Oldest living Racket editor. Saving my labor for insane reading. Subscribe to Racket, or at least read it. https://racketmn.com/author/keith-harris
the only gift you give the pope tbh
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
the only gift you give the pope tbh
Driverless cars are one thing, but I hope we can all agree that we shouldn't be letting coats drive!
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Driverless cars are one thing, but I hope we can all agree that we shouldn't be letting coats drive!
for a second, this really did seem like news
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
for a second, this really did seem like news
this is what happens when you fire all the proofreaders
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
this is what happens when you fire all the proofreaders
No one who thinks that a Sly lyric is Orwellian should ever be taken seriously again.
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
No one who thinks that a Sly lyric is Orwellian should ever be taken seriously again.
Trump take billy woods tix
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Trump take billy woods tix
reels staying forever unrelatable
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
reels staying forever unrelatable
Baby Keith (& Friends): The College Years
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Baby Keith (& Friends): The College Years
OutKast? The rappers the Bush twins namedropped at the 2004 RNC?
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
OutKast? The rappers the Bush twins namedropped at the 2004 RNC?
for true Nextdoor sickos like me, the day before an election is like Christmas
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
for true Nextdoor sickos like me, the day before an election is like Christmas
"It's NOT an excuse. It's the TRUTH!" is basically what I would say to my parents and let me tell you that shit did not go over well.
October 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"It's NOT an excuse. It's the TRUTH!" is basically what I would say to my parents and let me tell you that shit did not go over well.
move over, Hemingway, new saddest short story dropped
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
move over, Hemingway, new saddest short story dropped
It's my first time at the Eden Prairie Mall, which has certainly made some aesthetic choices
October 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It's my first time at the Eden Prairie Mall, which has certainly made some aesthetic choices
love to hear from chiropractors who know how to cure cancer using "wellness"
October 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
love to hear from chiropractors who know how to cure cancer using "wellness"
big anniversary coming up
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
big anniversary coming up
why is bluesky like this
October 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
why is bluesky like this
ngl I was hoping it was from the kid who played Bluto
October 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
ngl I was hoping it was from the kid who played Bluto