I used to be Fake
@usedtobefake.bsky.social
Formerly @fake_steinberg on the bird site
Nothing like a glass of fine cognac to close out the weekend before what is almost certain to be a terrible work week
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Nothing like a glass of fine cognac to close out the weekend before what is almost certain to be a terrible work week
Hey guys
<he says while slicing into a 3 foot long kielbasa that smells like a campfire>
<he says while slicing into a 3 foot long kielbasa that smells like a campfire>
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Hey guys
<he says while slicing into a 3 foot long kielbasa that smells like a campfire>
<he says while slicing into a 3 foot long kielbasa that smells like a campfire>
You know you've taken your son to too many shows when his piggy bank is the "tip jar"
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You know you've taken your son to too many shows when his piggy bank is the "tip jar"
Why didn't anyone tell me Lorrie Matheson put out a new album
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Why didn't anyone tell me Lorrie Matheson put out a new album
I wish I was in one of the ridings where I could sign a recall petition
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I wish I was in one of the ridings where I could sign a recall petition
How can a city with no airport host a national sporting event
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
How can a city with no airport host a national sporting event
My favourite thing about reading these Epstein/Trump e-mails is how terribly these people write. Everyone on the list has some sort of university degree but can't type out a clear sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My favourite thing about reading these Epstein/Trump e-mails is how terribly these people write. Everyone on the list has some sort of university degree but can't type out a clear sentence.
Bathing in the tears of toronto sports fans is my kink
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Bathing in the tears of toronto sports fans is my kink
When has a Toronto team been leading and somehow not won
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
When has a Toronto team been leading and somehow not won
On Saturday we dug out a favourite
October 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
On Saturday we dug out a favourite
Can someone come up with a way that I can just retire, like, next week?
October 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Can someone come up with a way that I can just retire, like, next week?
I voted by the way and you should too. It's a little bit messy with some of the Local Elections Act steps, but the workers at the polls are getting through it
October 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I voted by the way and you should too. It's a little bit messy with some of the Local Elections Act steps, but the workers at the polls are getting through it
I think what will be nice about this municipal election being over will be letting @klaszus.bsky.social get some sleep
October 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I think what will be nice about this municipal election being over will be letting @klaszus.bsky.social get some sleep
Not sure if the boy was ready for MC5, but it's too late now
October 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Not sure if the boy was ready for MC5, but it's too late now
What's an ohtani does it cook food
October 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
What's an ohtani does it cook food
Boogies Burgers, Lukes Drug Store, and Spolumbos all on the friends of cjsw card. I make my donation back in the neighbourhood
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Get ready for a full month of events, followed by a week long radiothon from OCT 17-24. Get ready to Play/Connect/Discover with CJSW!
Check out CJSW.COM/DONATE to support independent radio!
This year's art provided by Daniel Bejarano.
October 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Boogies Burgers, Lukes Drug Store, and Spolumbos all on the friends of cjsw card. I make my donation back in the neighbourhood
Feels like a night for a glass of fine cognac
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Feels like a night for a glass of fine cognac
Setting up my tear collectors today. Thanks to Toronto sports fans I'm going to be sipping that briny nectar all winter
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Setting up my tear collectors today. Thanks to Toronto sports fans I'm going to be sipping that briny nectar all winter
Thanksgiving Day and I already cooked dinner yesterday so now what am I supposed to do
October 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Thanksgiving Day and I already cooked dinner yesterday so now what am I supposed to do
There are some candidate lawn signs missing in my neighbourhood this morning that I have been walking past for two weeks. I'm not saying someone stole them, but all that seem to remain are pink and black
October 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
There are some candidate lawn signs missing in my neighbourhood this morning that I have been walking past for two weeks. I'm not saying someone stole them, but all that seem to remain are pink and black
Who has bandcamp Friday suggestions for me
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Who has bandcamp Friday suggestions for me
It's a nice night for a glass of fine cognac
October 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It's a nice night for a glass of fine cognac
I hate maple bugs
October 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I hate maple bugs
Have we even had a killing frost yet (in Calgary)? This global warming thing might be real
October 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Have we even had a killing frost yet (in Calgary)? This global warming thing might be real