Andy Crossfield
@usandy.bsky.social
Humor curator and author of The Premise, A Novel to Save the World.
Trainer: Kid, do you think you can take the champ?
Boxer: I can beat him blindfolded!
Trainer: What if he's not blindfolded?
Trainer: Kid, do you think you can take the champ?
Boxer: I can beat him blindfolded!
Trainer: What if he's not blindfolded?
Who knew it would be to protect our mental health to abandon any curiosity about the fluster cluck going on in the country?
January 19, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Who knew it would be to protect our mental health to abandon any curiosity about the fluster cluck going on in the country?
NOT. FAST. ENOUGH.
January 19, 2026 at 10:23 PM
NOT. FAST. ENOUGH.
That fits actually... he's what ignorant people think is smart, what poor people think is rich, and what sadists think is iconic.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
That fits actually... he's what ignorant people think is smart, what poor people think is rich, and what sadists think is iconic.
But video game playing has no impact in teaching how to compartmentalize the bad guys and the blood...
January 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
But video game playing has no impact in teaching how to compartmentalize the bad guys and the blood...
The reason being peace loving has fewer converts than the revenge side is that the revenge crowd likes to kill the peace loving crowd.
January 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
The reason being peace loving has fewer converts than the revenge side is that the revenge crowd likes to kill the peace loving crowd.
You're looking at this all wrong. He got 300 hours of fun interesting competition, that stimulated his grey cells, improved his memory and created connections with others with the same interest! And unlike golf, cars, hunting or any other sport, didn't pay a huge bucks, he got $30 to the black!
January 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
You're looking at this all wrong. He got 300 hours of fun interesting competition, that stimulated his grey cells, improved his memory and created connections with others with the same interest! And unlike golf, cars, hunting or any other sport, didn't pay a huge bucks, he got $30 to the black!
Hold up for a minute... ICE is a tough job. Do you know how hard it is to find people like this that aren't already serving serious time in prison?
January 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Hold up for a minute... ICE is a tough job. Do you know how hard it is to find people like this that aren't already serving serious time in prison?
I love it! But I modified it a bit changing shadow for courage.
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I love it! But I modified it a bit changing shadow for courage.
Dinner reservations become impossible and the gym is full.
January 6, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Dinner reservations become impossible and the gym is full.
Maybe THEY should build a ballroom :)
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Maybe THEY should build a ballroom :)
Untold damage is being done to American prestige while Russia's basks in Trump's praise.
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Untold damage is being done to American prestige while Russia's basks in Trump's praise.
Hahahaha! This guy thinks other presidents have been urged to take weekly cognitive tests....
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hahahaha! This guy thinks other presidents have been urged to take weekly cognitive tests....
Isn't it amazing that shade attracts cows which fertilize the tree!
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Isn't it amazing that shade attracts cows which fertilize the tree!
LOL worth even more than 10,000 words! It describes exactly the current situation.
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
LOL worth even more than 10,000 words! It describes exactly the current situation.
Relax, nobody gets a break, The fine print says only TACO steaks get the break.
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Relax, nobody gets a break, The fine print says only TACO steaks get the break.
I hear there's an Oval office double wide planned for Texas
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I hear there's an Oval office double wide planned for Texas