Sign of a quality shitpost 😎

that requires that the word tweet in American English is now on par with words like kleenex or q-tips in that they're brands that have turned their name into just being the definition of the branded version of the item they are known for and idk if I wanna give twitter that

Yah but do any of them draw a really excellent screaming kermit

We have reached the point in the holiday weekend where all pies become “breakfast pies.”