If there was a category for taking videos with poor lighting and having to fix them in post, I would have the Oscar.

Get outta work -> get outta pants, every time, without fail.

This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for @dutchxanadu.bsky.social ‘s wet hole!

Finally orchestrated some ‘private time’ with the love of my life @dutchxanadu.bsky.social 😈

It’s pretty much just me squeezing and stroking the cage, but some expressed interest so I figured I’d deliver! Sorry for the poor quality. Wanna do less touching in the future, I’ve gotten very close on kegels alone lol

Feeling generous, so here’s a nearly three minute video of me fucking myself while my cage bounces. Enjoy ! 😇

Goofy video for #humpday peep the short existence of SMB3 lazy pants lol

On a related note, my hole has been under appreciated. Who wants to replace the dildo? Maybe go double-sided with me? 🤤