Dost thou not favor clit? If thine answer be nay, mayhap such explaineth much about the state of thine empire.

"Directly? Nay. Yet thou couldst easily pay kindness to the wrong individual and makest thyself vulnerable to unexpected attack. Thou must always retain thine instincts of self-preservation.

...Prithee tell me thou art not attempting to test the bounds of benevolence as instrument of murder."

"T-twould be m-most appreciated, good ser."

"Wouldst thy people makest an exception for warming ears with one's hands? It is bitter cold in thy lands, and verily, I know not how thine ears art all still well-attached if not..."

He shivers.

"...mayhap I hath arrived underdressed yet again."