Brooke Carter
upthedownspouts.bsky.social
Brooke Carter
@upthedownspouts.bsky.social
Official gravity tester. Kelpie-like thing. Goonie. Life outside; lab inside; labour always.
Pinned
Be the whole fiasco
No, Figs, I will it be wearing this to work.
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I’m about ready to move on from this weather system.
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Bit wet
December 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Hey OneBC, I redesigned your logo for you

#bcpoli #TWOBC
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Binging the whole series over here
December 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I had a real moment today, cruising up the Malahat right behind a truck loaded to the brim with fir logs, while blasting Journey.

Don’t stop believing, Cowichan, like I believed in that load stability
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You spelled femicide wrong again
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This was something. I could hear all the aircraft out there searching. Fantastic response from both sides of the strait.
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Feel SO free to bring back photo radar, BC.
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Still a lot of assholes going undiagnosed.
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“Late term abortion” isn’t a thing. Does not exist. The end.
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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COVID myths are foundational to modern fascism.

Stuff like the lab leak BS or the idea that we “overreacted” to the pandemic, or the claim that dissent was “censored” by the “biomedical security state,” are narrative pillars holding up the fascists’ bizarro, contradictory worldview.

Understand?
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Not all Dodge Rams, but always a Dodge Ram
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM, YOU FLAMING SHITBIRDS.

WE HAVE, IN FACT, NOT IGNORED YOUR NOW-DEFUNCT HYPOTHESIS. WE INVESTIGATED IT TO THE TUNE OF STUDIES WITH DATA FROM MILLIONS OF KIDS.
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
In groundbreaking news, I am going to make this thing harder than it needs to be.
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Parked like a G6.
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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To be clear: PressProgress stands behind its journalism

We took multiple steps to verify the authenticity of Caylan Ford’s statements and gave Caylan Ford multiple opportunities to explain her words

Journalists have a right to quote the words of politicians
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If you call something a witch hunt, at least put SOME thought into what you are referencing, or co-opting.
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Is this a dare?
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m hungry on a BC Ferry, which is not ideal.
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Domino’s plugged into the news cycle.
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM