I won't make a big deal out of it if they don't.

I can handle things, I'm smart! Not like everyone says.

Don't piss MAGA off. They'll do worse things than they are now. I just know it. Please, I beg of you. I need to get the NYT back on the line to smooth this over.

I've decided to only sell my book on Amazon. My buddy Jeff Bezos has promised only glowing reviews will be allowed.

They'll be time to lament this later, Pete. Instead of focusing on doing whatever I can to block this, I've decided to make a major policy announcement. After a month of consultation with my corporate donors I've come up with a compromise on the gulf naming. Let's just call it " The Gulf of Texaco".

Mitch McConnell again making me look bad by putting up more resistance than I am.

If only you donated $5 more.

Maybe I should take this deal. Ha, who am I kidding? I'll get paid another four years for doing nothing.

This statement exudes nothing but strength. I am a strong leader.

I hit my arbitrary goal. I'm a success.

But we did get NRBQ to play our holiday party on Joe's yacht.

Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere so there will continue to be no oversight in the Senate.

Why fight when you can just give in. That's my motto!

Man, if only there was some way to call him in front of congress.

My blue dot is about to get much smaller. Oh well, what can you do?

I'm with Jeffries. No use in rushing to use the power bestowed upon us by the American people with the scant time we have left to do anything about it. Let's all just focus on getting along over Thanksgiving dinner.

Dick Durbin and I need our rest in order to resist as hard as we can in 2025.

It's the height of hypocrisy. Maybe I'll make a speech about it.