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We're not laughing out loud about this one. This month's issue of Unwinnable Monthly features @jamestocchio.bsky.social on L.O.L and Ryuichi Sakamoto, plus our regular crew on their areas of expertise.

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The cover of the November 2025 issue of Unwinnable Monthly, which features art of an evolutionary chain of creatures from the game L.O.L.: Lack of Love. Text at the bottom of the cover indicates that this issue covers L.O.L.
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Don't get caught in the rain. This month's Exploits includes writing on a missing player two, The Casket Lottery, My Good Side, Misery, Andor and Somerville.

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The cover of the November 2025 issue of Exploits, featuring “Les Gendarmes” by Eugène Girardet, an 1884 artwork depicting two French policemen escorting two people in chains in the rain. Text at the bottom incdicates that this issue covers the concept of player two, The Casket Lottery, My Good Side, Misery, Andor and Somerville.
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Find tricks and treats galore in this month's issue of Unwinnable Monthly, including @jhensliterature.bsky.social on myhouse.wad, @orringrey.com on Sepulchre, and our regular crew on all things spooky.

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The cover of the October 2025 issue of Unwinnable Monthly, featuring art of zombies playing the Life board game in a graveyard as three kids play a board game about death in a house in the background.
October 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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If you're cold, they're cold. Let your witch in this October with the newest Exploits, featuring writing on El Vampiro, alt metal, Timeguessr and more.

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The cover for the October 2025 issue of Exploits, featuring vintage art of a witch looking into a house where children are apple bobbing. Text at the bottom indicates that this issue covers The Mystery of Mammoth Mansion, Interview with the Vampire, El Vampiro, love, alt metal, and Timeguessr.
October 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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We reached the 100 new subscribers we needed to unlock a Final Fantasy and politics issue for you folks! We'll start production soon with the goal of publishing it in early 2026.

Thank you SO much for all of your help with this drive! We couldn't have done it without you.
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September 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Running to the computer to post this lovingly made meme because holy crap you folks are at NINETY-EIGHT out of the 100 new subscribers to unlock a Final Fantasy/politics issue! Send it home: unwinnable.com/subscribe/
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September 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Step into a new identity. This month's issue of Unwinnable Monthly features @daytenrose.bsky.social on butterflies in games, @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social on Disco Elysium and the trans experience, and our regulars on the topics on their minds.

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The cover of the September 2025 issue of Unwinnable Monthly, which features art of Harrier Du Bois from Disco Elysium in a bathtub. Text at the bottom reads "Disco Elysium."
September 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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We are at 89 out of the 100 new Unwinnable Magazine subscribers we need to unlock a Final Fantasy and politics issue, so the gloves are off.

This is an image of the social media vulture's cat. You will be denied future images unless more people subscribe to Unwinnable. You know what to do.
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September 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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We're almost 90% of the way to the 100 new subscribers we need to put a Final Fantasy and politics issue on the docket. Join the fight here: unwinnable.com/subscribe/
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September 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Whoever you choose, it's a winner. We're still working our way to 100 new subscribers to unlock a Final Fantasy and politics issue for you folks. Lend us a hand by subscribing, sharing this post, or telling a friend: unwinnable.com/subscribe/
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September 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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You can avoid this terrible fate. Subscribe to Unwinnable to unlock a Final Fantasy and politics issue once we reach 100 new subscribers. Take your wagon to this link: unwinnable.com/subscribe/
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September 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Here's a little pick-me-up for plague season. This month's issue of Exploits covers some of your favorite media, including Persona 4, The Pitt, and GTA.

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September 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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You folks just keep on going -- we're now at 85 new subscriptions, meaning we just need 15 more to unlock a Final Fantasy and politics issue! Keep on subscribing over the long weekend: unwinnable.com/subscribe/
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August 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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We are nearly four-fifths of the way to the 100 new subscribers we need to put a Final Fantasy and politics issue on the docket. Subscribe for your favorite Final Fantasy characters Astarion and Shadowheart: unwinnable.com/subscribe/
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August 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Ideas bigger than you can imagine. The latest issue of Unwinnable Monthly features @orringrey.com on Godzilla, @srtrzinski.bsky.social on birds in games, and @muditaheart.bsky.social on Prince of Persia.

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August 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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well shit, the social media vulture looked away for a bit and you got us from 69 to SEVENTY EIGHT out of the 100 new Unwinnable Monthly subscribers we need to unlock a Final Fantasy and politics issue! help us get the remaining 22: unwinnable.com/subscribe/
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August 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Just kidding. Every night, day, afternoon and what-have-you is a great time to subscribe to Unwinnable, especially when we'll start planning a Final Fantasy/politics issue at 100 new subscribers. We're over two-thirds of the way there -- let's keep going: unwinnable.com/subscribe/
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August 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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ICYMI: "[T]his article is in revolt against the puritanical notions of pornography as a monolithic evil, a space of degeneration and moral rot."

An anonymous contributor affirms the value of NSFW content in a world that's increasingly becoming more hostile to it: unwinnable.com/2025/08/11/t...
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August 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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"[T]his article is in revolt against the puritanical notions of pornography as a monolithic evil, a space of degeneration and moral rot."

An anonymous contributor affirms the value of NSFW content in a world that's increasingly becoming more hostile to it: unwinnable.com/2025/08/11/t...
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August 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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ICYMI: "Whereas Rematch captures so much of why playing soccer is fun, Despelote manages to translate the joy of it permeating everywhere off the field."

@exalclaw.bsky.social explores how Rematch and Despelote remind him of what he loves about soccer: unwinnable.com/2025/08/08/t...
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August 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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ICYMI: "Year after year, it’s Mambo, alone in a hotel room, quietly pondering the empty void in his existence."

@mattmarrone.bsky.social details the eternal cycle of baseball oblivion he puts his MLB: The Show ’25 character into: unwinnable.com/2025/08/08/r...
A screenshot from MLB: The Show 25 showing Matt Marrone's player avatar sitting on the couch, staring at his phone. Art imitates life.
August 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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"Whereas Rematch captures so much of why playing soccer is fun, Despelote manages to translate the joy of it permeating everywhere off the field."

@exalclaw.bsky.social explores how Rematch and Despelote remind him of what he loves about soccer: unwinnable.com/2025/08/08/t...
A screenshot from Despelote in green and blue with the characters in black and white kickin the ol' soccer ball around and chatting
August 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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"Year after year, it’s Mambo, alone in a hotel room, quietly pondering the empty void in his existence."

@mattmarrone.bsky.social details the eternal cycle of baseball oblivion he puts his MLB: The Show ’25 character through: unwinnable.com/2025/08/08/r...
A screenshot from MLB: The Show 25 showing Matt Marrone's player avatar sitting on the couch, staring at his phone. Art imitates life.
August 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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ICYMI: "I hold both these ideas in my head. I do it the same way I understand sky blue and dark blue to be very different colors, but both still blue."

Alex J. Tunney reflects on what the Blue Ranger means to him: unwinnable.com/2025/08/07/s...
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August 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM