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I love shit talking.
There is a puppy in my house.
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I thought the Super Bowl was last week. But for the record, I hope the Patriots lose.
February 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I’m really disappointed.

I really thought I was the president of antifa .

Best of luck to our leader in their new role. I pledge to support them in all their endeavors.
February 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Anyone who doesn’t want to see their electrical rate go up and watch forest park get cut down needs to start raising hell.
February 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
My problematic social media use of just a month ago was really saving everyone from Wikipedia article length text messages.

Don’t ask me anything by SMS right now unless you want ANSWERS
February 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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New — I spoke to eight people who were present at the ICE protest on Saturday in Portland, Oregon when federal agents deployed tear gas and rubber bullets into a crowd of families, children, elderly and disabled people, and their pets.

These are their stories:
What it's like to see ICE tear gas kids
Attendees at a Portland, OR protest describe a vicious, unprovoked and sudden attack
www.thehandbasket.co
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Don’t lump me n Ms. permaculture together please. I know we have the same wrapper but we aren’t filled with the same sauce.
February 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I wish everyone would try to boycott Amazon so they can know how impossible it is.
It’s the Octopus of America.
February 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Estoy enfermo.
February 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I don’t get sick very often, but when I get a cold I like to make a really big deal out of it.

#womeninmalefields

Help! I’m dying!

Help! I ate too many noodles!
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Congressional Democrats need to understand that "Abolish ICE" is not a slogan, "not another penny" is literal, & anyone who votes for a 2-week $ extension, so you MIGHT get ICE wearing instead of holding the camera as they film themselves killing people, is getting played. (And maybe primaried.)
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Nothing makes the kind of men that are up on that rooftop more unhappy than being forced to listen to a woman like me talk for a really long time in a not very high pitched voice.

This is one of my favorite things to do.

I was trained by the best of the worst.

I mean, they will shoot me but………..
January 29, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I think it’s time for me to go down to the Ice facility with a speaker and a microphone, and just have a psychologically torturesome one-sided conversation with these men on the roof.
Because if there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s pushing fragile men over the edge by simple lightweight conversation.
NBC report quoted unnamed ex-White House official saying Oregon was next...

“...Minnesota is not going to be the last state that ICE goes to. Oregon was next. We were not done. We need to keep going.”

It’s not clear if that’s still a possibility...

[gift link]

www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
‘Oregon was next’: Trump’s targeted state after Minnesota, report says
NBC on Wednesday quoted an unnamed former White House official saying Oregon was next in line for a large-scale immigration operation.
www.oregonlive.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Now that I’m not on TikTok, I have no place to put all the local gossip that I have been finding out.

Like those “eat shit, Ryan” posters downtown?

Those were about that sticker artist named Skam.

Apparently, he’s been going around town ruining people’s public art, and getting in fist fights.
January 29, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I feel like now is a good time to point out that Bluesky is my most obnoxious form of social media and probably nobody should follow me here.
🥂
January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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I got that dog in me, and that dog is tiny and shivering and pees itself when there’s any loud noises directed at them.
January 28, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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Firearms belong to liberals now.
January 28, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Today I am buying a cart full of both the stupidest and most terrifying ammunition I’ve never heard of before.
Surprised there wasn’t a microplastics joke in here somewhere:

hickoryflatboars.com/products/12g...
12g Florida Man/Less Lethal Pink Flamingo
This is a 3 round pack of GunNutts 12 gauge Florida Man/Less Lethal Pink Flamingo. Like its cousin, the Rubber Duck and Disco Duck less lethal, this is a less lethal round that just adds insult to inj...
hickoryflatboars.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Just a reminder that right wingers defended the everlasting Christ out of this guy who brought a loaded firearm to a protest/conflict area and killed multiple protesters and then law enforcement waved him by their lines
January 25, 2026 at 7:39 PM
So we are in like, a full civil war now?

Super cool. Very cool.
January 26, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Please read the FAQ. The permit is currently with the Permitting Department and the Mayor, it is not in City Council’s hands.
Since some of the testifiers have again demanded us to revoke the Macadam ICE Facility Permit, here is an FAQ explaining that process:

www.portland.gov/council/dist...
Macadam ICE Facility Permit Updates and FAQ
www.portland.gov
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 AM
No more tiktok. Realizing I was SO ADDICTED to tiktok. As much as I get addicted to things. Gonna take a minute to stop thinking in tiktok
January 24, 2026 at 7:34 AM